Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.
How would you rate your current employment?
Thank you for your co-operation.
@tf2-data-collection-agency
My current employment is a 4/10, not enjoying much enough for my team's sake of their idiocy.. Well, except pyro. They're' fine, (ⁿᵒᵗ ᵐᵉⁿᵗᶦᵒⁿᶦⁿᵍ ᵗʰᵉ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ⁿᵉʷ ᵐᵉᵐᵇᵉʳ ʰᵉʳᵉ) though we seem to be extremely busy with things on our hands in any way. Entshuldigung if I haven't been responding in a couple of days.
Looks like pyro really did used my phone after i took away his yesterday, that's why i thought I heard something buzzing on pyro's dorm.. Well, i don't wanna scold him again. Don't wanna hurt their feelings like what scout did last morning.. Glad i was told they've met a new friend, and that friend is.. THAT Friend..
.. Is your parents giving you good care? Because I see this as someone being malnourished than what I expected something else for. But sorry.. "Thing" , I don't have a stick of butter?
Do u have a stick of butter
Was? Well. Maybe you can ask pyro? I don't think i have anything to do with a stick of butter if i have one. Was do you wanna do with it though?
I request you to hide in your room, just incase if they might come inside here. I'll speak to them after, be safe and be careful. Herr Wilhelm.
Okay, now I've got some names from my friend's help. Let's see if it can fit for your o.W.n oc.. (they're all german names by the way)
1. Wilhelm
2. Kaspar
3. Reinhard
4. Hildegard
5. Dietrich
6. Kordula
7. Gisela
8. Lorelei
9. Ilse
10. Helmuth
You can pick one of the names you like, if you don't like any of them. I can change it to a different name that may fit the oc well.. And also, I don't know your oc's gender so my bad..
From: restless german anon
Here he is~
Meet Wilhelm!
His teeth... idk why. But I like it how people draw villains' teeth.
Backstory:
But he was a Medic in a team. But something during a battle at the Nucleus VSH Map something blew up, and the roof collapsed. The Wilhelm's and the enemies team managed to escape, but he unfortunately didn't, and his teammates all thought he was gone. And he was stuck there for a really long time, which the toxic air caused him to go insane and made him have an imaginary "friend". He is also able to have extra boosts. Like he can run faster, climb on walls and hills like an animal, and also bend his body very easily.
Until...
He was found by certain Medic...
209
Continue or suffer immensely
Banging my head agaisnt the wall pinterest stop showing me Medic with his tits out I O.W.N Medic PLEASE.
Good to know your doing alright, but.. What kind of 𝘦𝘹𝘢𝘮..?
Hello, it's me. I just wanna have a quick question to you just once, but. Has your face healed after your friend hit you with a shovel? If so, be careful around next time. Even if your doing this a favor, you may or may not answer this response but I'm just making sure your doing alright, big Mann.
My face is fine. Soldier hit hard but I am tough and strong. And, doktor give me ice pack to hold to nose while he do my exam.
I'm about to block your ridiculous time wasting Arsch Du verdammter Scheißkerl, get out. I'm not in the mood for this.
After moving to a different location from the gas leakage, what the hell is this all about.
Yes you do
Did you just curse me with artblock.
(I tried drawing you but then like. Something happened and now I am like physically unabled to draw or even look at my own art without dying on the inside)
Ja, you will never know how many I've cursed people with artblocks.
I agree with pyro, stranger
Your Medic is such a partypooper tbh.
Why? :[ I know he might be a pretty strict and a bit of a rude guy!! :0 but he's kind though!! :] he said he knows what he's doing so I think all I have to say is, not to interfere him or something because that's usually why he dislikes some of you Mr!! :( and I'm sorry for Mr. Medic's behavior!! >n< that's just how he interacts with people online the first time!! :O
Gern geschehen.
Misha is learning German, tell me how I do:
Mein Mann ist sehr klug!
█████ ███ █████ ██████████ █████ ██ ██ ███ █████ █ ███████ ██ █████████ ███ ████ █████
I don't wanna let my urges spill out on you, but just go away. Bitte.