One Time I Almost Started Crying During School Because I Found Out Crabs Have 10 Legs

one time I almost started crying during school because I found out crabs have 10 legs

that’s too many damn legs

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My favorite part about being sapphic is when the things I love about other women become things I love about myself. One day I was tracing another woman’s stretch marks in a dim bedroom light. And then, seemingly by accident, I was doing it to myself in my bathroom mirror. I loved the feeling of a full hand of flesh when I grabbed a woman’s hips, and then mine didn’t need to be so skinny anymore. I looked at a woman’s lower stomach pudge and thought it was so soft and cute, then never wanted a flat stomach again. Loving women can be so healing when you come from a world that doesn’t.

My friend’s new pet sugar gliders :)


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6 months ago
This Is A… Cataster

This is a… Cataster

Here. Take It. It Doesn't Take More Than Two Seconds To Help.

here. take it. it doesn't take more than two seconds to help.

So I Was Bored Yesterday And Drew This Is Ms Paint :3

So I was bored yesterday and drew this is ms paint :3

what should I name him?


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11 months ago
You Know The Drill

you know the drill

I used google translate for the italian part, sorry if it's an incorrect translation

"this is humiliating"

counting interactions on twitter

how tf did people first figure out how to make pastries like it’s such an exact science like what did they just throw a bunch of shit in a bowl and hope it worked?? How many tries did it take to get it right???


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me: one is lonely, two is a date, and three is a party!

friend: one can be a party if you have schizophrenia!


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