Belmont Cragin Office Chicago

My narrator varies in sizes but likes to make sure he’s at least taller than Stanley

Stanley when he parables vs. Stanley when he can’t parable idk I’m not living a life of existential dread

Narrator except he's the boss

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just died my one thousdanth death and i feel awsome !!!

couples tshirts that say "god won't let me die" and "I'm god"

Progress.

Briefcase.

Yes. Good. A briefcase is undoubtedly a serious object. Even just thinking about what a briefcase might contain, my brow is furrowed and I am filled with the deepest seriousness.

I hope that it is lengthy and elaborate business documents for me to peruse, with lots of technical language and and some standard types of graphs for data visualization. No 3D graphics or bright colors on the graphs please. We are running a serious operation here.