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Woke: I have the same birthday as The Umbrella Academe.

Broke: I have the same birthday as a child who lost his mother, and became his fathers least favorite person in the same day, just by being born.

I’m currently reading ‘Heavenly Tyrant’ and I have a thought. Spoilers below

I CANNOT deal with Qin Zheng’s ass for 500 more fucking pages. I can’t STAND this man-child. Holy shit, can with kill this man already?

At first, I was like “okay, he’s masoginistic in a progressive way” nah. He’s just a fucking asshole

Get fucked Qin Zheng, I hope you fucking choke

😎🧡 Portal between posts

Blue Portal 💙

I originally drew this two years ago, getting inspiration from a Barbie movie I watched for nostalgia. I wanted to do more characters, but burnout hit me hard and I didn’t continue. Maybe I can do that again 🤔

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

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In case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe I’ve found

Here are some fun sites

Here is a master post of Adventure Time episodes and comics

Here is a master post of movies including Disney and Studio Ghibli

Here is a master post of other master posts to TV shows and movies

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

Hi hello! Okay, problem!

So, since The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals came out and I have watched it, (and waited for it to get popular on Tumblr) I had wanted to do a Voltron AU of it. But the problem is, I don’t have a clue on who I want to be who, or if it is still “musical” or regular life. And I have no idea who I want to be who for the AU.

That also goes into another problem. Shipping. Now, I know the Voltron fandom is a little temperamental when it comes to shipping, and I don’t want to poke the bear with who I want to be Rmma and Paul, Charlotte and Sam, and everyone else it the musical that is married or together with someone. So, with that being said, I have like 4 characters that I must have as the final characters in the AU, that I am not going to say, obviously, but I need ideas! I need help!

So, what I am trying to get across is, WHO WANT’S TO HELP ME WITH AN AU! If you would leave your answers in the comments, or tweeting me on Twitter, if you have it, it can really help me out. Thank you!!!

Ahhh! I am so ready for the new Spider Man movie! I was inspired by the new trailer, but since I am a loser, I didn’t see it til like, Saterday, then a I forgot to post the video and picture, so that brings us here.

Yeah, that’s all I got, really hope this movie is not a flop, cause Venom was really good (from what I could see) and I had hope for that movie too.

I was just browsing around here at random and I think the current generation of social media users need to re-learn a certain truth:

the Secret Service will investigate all perceived threats to the president or top government officials, even if they are clearly unserious.

Now, they aren't going to arrest you for joking about it. They are going to show up at your house with printouts of your tumblr and other social media and ask you some very pointed questions and it's going to be extremely uncomfortable. They want you to know that they know what you said, and that if you were planning to do more than talk, you should stop that, because now they have their eye on you.

And yeah, in the back of their minds they're thinking "what if this seemingly harmless poster actually turns out to have a gun and a plan, and we dismiss them because we think they couldn't possibly be serious?" But mainly the first thing.

Let me make one thing clear: I am expressing neither approval or disapproval of this practice. I am stating the fact that they've done this for decades -- it's not a particular feature of the new administration. And given that their one and only job is keeping some very unpopular people alive, it makes sense that they're being damn sure no one slips through the cracks. Because it only takes one.

Oh, and just for the record, if you use common censorship techniques to talk about "unaliving" or "k*lling" someone you shouldn't, they can still find you. Some of these people have been on the social media beat for years by now, you know they speak fluent TikTok.

Be safe out there, okay? Don't get put on a list for a dumb joke.