So This Was A Pre-planned (and Likely Paid For By The Kremlin) Show: To Invite Zelenskyy, Scold Him Like

This is my aesthetic. I've found it at last. mountain road signs bearing sexual puns.

shorthands for dumbassery that i have grown to love deeply

"how dare you say we piss on the poor" in response to someone misinterpreting your post

"_ isnt gonna fuck you" for suck up behavior

"woah. should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?" for who the fuck cares

"and what if the world was made of pudding" for when would this ever matter.

"and sharks are smooth both ways" for a group of people heatedly arguing with 1 guy who is fucking with them all

".. but its about a witch in the alps finding her lost cat" for someone trying to sanitize something to the point of absurdity

him

🤎🤍🩷

I'm basically into girls

A cool thing about being alive is that you can just Make Creatures, there's no rules against it or anything

there is no audience to perform for, there is no approval, no admiration to attain. there is no role worth playing, there is no one to convince. let it go

why am i so haunted

sorry hold on i couldnt find the gif I wanted but I found this one instead, why is he so cunty?