Dude Wtf Is The Musk On? Can I Have Some?

Is there an update on this story? What happened to the bus driver? His wife?!

fondly remembering that time I was working as a cashier when I was 19-20 and my former bus driver and his wife came through. He says to me "Hey, you look familiar" and I reply "Yes, I was one of the bus kids you drove, specifically the one you screamed at and threatened to ban from the bus and make walk home because I was crying out in pain while the other kids were ripping huge chunks of hair out of my head but you did nothing about them." and his wife slowly looked at him like this

Holy shit that Pandesouth person is *obsessed*. How do you make an entire tumblr blog cherry-picking the crazies (that might not even be actual trans people but cis folks faking it to make us look bad; this is the internet after all) from a given community and use it to hate and harass the whole community itself?! That’s insane.

You know how there are all those myths about how if a mortal sees the true form of one of the gods they can't take it and just disintegrate because it's too much power for them to comprehend?

That's my gender. Especially to cis people.

Is it just me, or does Iron Man have a mustache? (at Home in Fresno)

Get with a trans person before they come out? You were Beta Testing

Like a trans person before they come out, and get with them after? Call that Pre-Ordering

Get with a trans person after they come out, but before they do all their intended medical transition things? Nah you were just playing Early Access

Yeaaaahhhh lmao

Transposting's a good job mate!

I’d make more money too

Do you think urban fantasy settings have porn discourse? Like all the races have different ideas of what they find appealing and how it should be presented. Drarves mostly write erotic literature in runes and you would not believe how slow burn that shit can get. You're five volumes in before the two main characters figure out each others' genders and realise that they may be attracted to each other.

Orcs don't really do narrative arts, they figured out advanced chemistry before writing, and they manufacture perfumes specifically meant to mimic the scent of an orc in heat and then jack off to the smell. Having an orc roommate in college is unbearable.

Gnome porn is unspeakable. Do not speak of gnome porn.

Elvish porn, regardless of media type, features more humans than the uninitiated would expect. This is largely because elvish mating customs are just as slow-paced as those of dwarves, so the myth of humans as wildly promiscuous hypersexual turbosluts is somewhat based in reality: the culture shock that elves often encounter in mixed relationships, where the human partner whom they have been appropriately courting in a perfectly respectable way all of a sudden throws all propriety in the wind and goes "hey we've been together for ten years, do you want to see my tits while they're still this good?"

#skycity in #nm #newmexadventure

Way to go, modern Robin Hood

I’m not saying it’s right, but I understand (x)

DANG DUDE ASHFKFHSHFKEHCBXISHDND

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