I’m A Lesbian And A Catholic Which Means The Only Man I’ll Ever Marry Is Jesus Christ The Son Of

I’m a lesbian and a Catholic which means the only man I’ll ever marry is Jesus Christ the Son of God Bridegroom to the Church and I eat his literal flesh and drink his actual blood every week through the transubstantiated Eucharist in remembrance of when he was here on earth and looking forward to when he will come back

“You just need the right man” I found him. It’s Jesus. We’re one flesh now. Yeah he died for my sins and in doing so united me to the creator God Almighty. He was dressed up for the occasion and everything. He kissed me on the forehead and led me to my girlfriend and said go love her as I loved you be happy. My husband is seated at the right hand of God from which he will come to judge the living and the dead if you care. Yeah I tried to pray the gay away but he cupped my face in his hands and said “there is nothing about you that needs to be fixed. You are holy as I am holy.” He had me nail my internalized homophobia to the cross and he carried it for me. The Holy Spirit gave me the rizz to flirt with my girlfriend when we met well enough that she fell in love with me and when we get married and she’s my wife I’m going to thank my husband Jesus Christ.

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Dear loved ones,

Do not listen when they tell you you cannot be gay and believe in God. Choose one, they say.

This is a blatant lie. You can be both. In his wise ways, God created you perfect in his eyes. Be gay, pray with a glad heart and thank Him for this blessing and gift. To love is a freedom given to you to receive joy and happiness in this world. You are blessed more than you know and God loves you just as you are. For He is The God of Love. You are precious and destined for good things and for a good world to come.

Ignore the imperfect writings of ancient men and listen to your heart and reason - love is the way.

Love yourself and love God. Be free from choosing and condemnation.

Lots of love,

MCL69, Student of the One

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Statistics- Again

men constitute 99.7% of strangulation attacks

men constitute 99.6% of acid attacks

men constitute 99.3% of child pornography

men constitute 99% mass shootings

men constitute 99% of rapist

men constitute 98% of homicide

men constitute 98% of forcible incest

men constitute 96% of child sex abuse

men constitute 95% of molesting cases

men constitute 99% of domestic abuse

men constitute 99% of drugging

men constitute 99% of stalking

men constitute 99% of human trafficking abuse

men constitute 99% of sex trafficking abuse

Men constitute 99% of animal abuse

Men constitute 98% of bestiality

86% of makeup companies are male 99% of advertising male 98% of modeling agencies 92% of fashion media is male 94% of the fashion industry is male

Women are 10x more likely to get raped, yet this is seriously underreported considering the dead bodies

1/3 of women internationally report being sexually assaulted. we know this number to be much higher due to autopsies reported in the census

Women are 400,000,000x more likely to DIE from RAPE

not one man has ever died from rape, accounts for no coroner report ever, whereas tens of thousands of women and children die a year.

50 million women are sex trafficking victims

women make up for 95% of labor trafficking

70% of child soldiers are FEMALE

25 million are forced into child marriages > 5

650 million are in arranged marriages/ marriages consummated below the age of consent

Men make up most 98% on average of every fetish community

99% for pedophilia.

in 70 countries - that comprise 26% of the world population, women need men's permission to learn, work, or travel.

There are 50 countries in which the law states you can sell and buy women into marriage. - These countries, including India and Pakistan, make up 38% of the entire world.

There are 178 countries that do not have the same legal rights for women, where written law specifically excludes women from freedom.

There are 2.4 billion women globally who are born in countries that have written law that restricts them completely, but even more so without a man.

6 billion people believe in a religion that states that women are less human than men

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