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I did some research that you might find interesting. I was very interested in how much Will and Hannibal earn per month.

After consulting a few sites I came to the conclusion that an FBI profiler earns ~6000-7000$/month. Will is also a teacher and it turns out that's better paid than being a profiler but I could only find salaries for special agents who are teachers so I would say that for Will is less than that, so maybe 6000-7000$/month from teaching. Since he is back on field he is probably doing his teacher job part time so it's even less, I would stick to a 4000$/month.

So I might be wrong but will could be earning more than 10.000$/month. No idea how taxes work in the US so feel free to correct me.

However when it comes to Hannibal...I see that a therapy session can range from 300 to 500$ in the field of psychiatry. Especially since he has his own office, I would say he charges 400$/session. When we get to see a page in his agenda, it's actually quite full and he works until very late so I would say 5 patients per day (with breaks and all).

So 5 x 400 = 2000$/day

5 x 2000= 10.000$/ week

10.000 x 4 = 40.000$/month

And you have to account for the fact that he is active in the field (publishes papers, assesses phd candidates) so it's safe to say Hannibal earns around 50.000$ per month....which is....insane but not surprising.

Of course all the calculations are speculative but I think I am mostly right.

"This is my design"

Here's my most recent piece of Will Graham from Hannibal!

call me a first level warlock the way i can do one thing before i need to lie down for eight hours

I can’t believe there are people who hate Azi.

If Crowley still loves him, so should you.

And yes, Crowley still loves him.

He waited outside.

The love is still very much there.

They’re Just Not Talking Right Now.

So, reblog if you still love Mr. A.Z. Fell

Happy Caesar Was Stabbed Day, Neil!

Will you be stabbing anyone in today's rituals?

Um. Butter Pecan, or any fresh fruit gelato.

Merry Christmas 🩷🎀☃️

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AVE is not TikTok slang, not generational slang etc. It's AAVE that gets popularized by others in their communities and repeated to the point online of it being labeled as such. Point blank. Thanks for coming to my TedTalk 🙃