Hello Again Booteeful

Nein DU bist eine Ratte, ich bin eine Schlange. Ich fresse dich.

u r a rat

nein, DU bist eine Ratte

Okay, cool! (I nay or may not have read both of your Deuce books in one night) I wanted to request something along the lines of Deuce with a reader who loves pda and is kind of clingy. Maybe it takes place at the beginning of the second movie where they're in the clawditorium. The rest of the group turns around, and they're just kissing yet again. Or you can make up the plot however you like <3

A/n: Sorry this took so long and is also kinda short, i wasnt quite sure where it should go

This might be bad, Idk.

Btw, since you mentioned my deuce books, the next part to my deuce book comes out Friday/Saturday (depending on your timezone)

POV: Y/n and Deuce are clingy.

Y/n wouldn’t say she had attachment issues, per say, she wouldn’t say she’s clingy either, especially not when it comes to her boyfriend, Deuce, like her friends seem to suggest. Of course, she can spend time without him around (she does that- reluctantly- every summer), and she can be around him without touching him, and she can go five minutes without kissing him, but, her boyfriend is so ridiculously attractive, so insanely ethereal, so perfectly perfect, so why would she want to?

And no, Draculaura, she’s not addicted to him, she can stop anytime she wants. But why should she? It’s a two-way street after all, and Deuce seems perfectly content with enabling her.

Besides, after an entire summer with only seeing her most perfectest boyfriend a handful of times, rather than the almost-daily hangouts she’d become accustomed to during the past year of school, one couldn’t possibly blame her for being ‘clingy’… Though her friends seemed to try to.

Take, for example, Draculaura’s end of summer party.

Y/n and Deuce had been sat on Draculaura’s couch, Y/n curled up against him, her arms wrapped tightly around his waist, Deuce’s arm wrapped gently against her shoulder whilst he spoke calmly to Heath, every so often he’d look down and place a soft kiss on Y/n’s forehead, and Y/n would adjust herself so she could place a small kiss on his cheek.

Y/n had yet to leave Deuce’s side to talk to any friends, and Deuce, though he was having a conversation with Heath, hadn’t actually made any attempt to leave his ghoulfriend’s side since she’d arrived at the party.

“Are you two going to move from that spot… at all?” Draculaura asked, approaching the two after realising they hadn’t moved.

“Maybe… if a song we like plays.” Y/n murmured.

“You two have the entire school year to be together, we go to a boarding school.”

“Yeah, but during the school year we have to study, there’s not much time to do this.” Y/n pointed out tightening her grip around Deuce out of spite.

“You spent most of last year together.” Draculaura countered, crossing her arms.

“And that was wrong of us, we should’ve been studying.” Y/n hummed, though her voice had no true seriousness to it “Besides, you and I spent most of the summer together.”

Draculaura gave up on trying to convince Y/n of anything for the rest of the party.

At the start of school assembly, Y/n and Deuce weren’t clinging to each other for once, they were sitting calmly side-by-side, listening to the Headmistress speak…

Or, at least that’s what their friends had thought.

The two were sitting behind the rest of their friends, meaning, until they turned around, the two could do pretty much whatever they wanted, throughout the assembly, Y/n made sure at least one part of her body was touching Deuce at all times, which really just meant she had her head on his shoulder and was sitting as close as she possibly could, whilst Deuce was making sure to keep his arm around her shoulder or waist, unless of course one of their friends turned around, in which case they’d quickly separate to prevent hearing their friends complaints or teasing.

Then, when the assembly was almost over, Draculaura turned around to talk to them.

“Y’know I am so proud of you both for not-”

She cut herself off at the sight of Y/n and Deuce kissing, both of whom seemed very happy with themselves.

“-never mind.” Draculaura sighed, turning back around.

After that, the group had collectively decided to just leave Y/n and Deuce alone when it came to the situation of them being clingy with each other.

hey guys, sorry for not uploading for a bit, been busy with studies and going thru some stuff rn (both health and mentally) but when I can I'll update asap. :)

Setze dich in Brand, Schlampe.

Du bist Blind

*Du bist blind. No capital letter.

Und du bist eine blindes doofes Fach.

Du musst in ein Feuer sterben.

Ich bin nicht blind. Fich dich.

My daily thought process: Me: I want to write

Brain: You could be doing school work

Me: but i wanna write though

Brain: But school work

Me: But writing

Brain: But you should do your work

Me: Uh huh uh huh but writing

Brain: you dont even have any ideas

Me: ... I'll check tumblr, im sure i've got plenty of requests

Brain: Oh look you don't now what?

Me: ... I'LL WORK ON ONE OF THE BOOKS I'M WRITING

Brain: *Sobbing* WHERE DID THIS MOTIVATION TO WRITE COME FROM?

Me: From my lack of motivation to do school work

"It's not blonde its brown!" -My best friend on Walker Scobells hair colour (You are so wrong bestie bae omfg like- girl)

Ughh don't you hate that feeling when you know you could be writing, prob should be writing, want to be writing, but just don't know what.

@nightwhisper14

u r a rat

nein, DU bist eine Ratte

Keep doing live action deuce gorgon stuff please

FLOWERS (Deuce x Nymph!reader)

AN: I hope you enjoy this, I may make a part 2 if it's requested.

POV: Deuce realising he’s in love with you (but you’re in love with somebody else)

Two monsters stood in the courtyard of their school, one of them talking excitedly about an event that had happened earlier that day.

“And then Lagoona said- Deuce are you even listening to me right now?” The nymph asked snapping her fingers in front of the gorgon, of whom had been staring off into space for the past five minutes.

The gorgon was brought out of his trance-like state to look back at the nymph.

“Huh? Yeah I was listening tell me what… uh, Frankie said.” Deuce responded cautiously.

“What were you even staring at?” She asked peering around, merely seeing Clawdeen and Frankie walking past, she felt a strange feeling in her chest, pushing it away and turning around “You know what, never mind. I need to get ready anyway.”

Deuce’s brows furrowed at this. “Get ready? Get ready for what?” He asked confused.

“My date? Did I forget to tell you? Porter finally asked me out!” She exclaimed smiling, small plants sprouting from her hair and feet “And after you assured me he would too! It’s like your my good luck charm!” Now it was Deuce’s turn to get the funny feeling in his chest, he gently removed the plants from her hair, pressing his tongue to his cheek. “Huh, good for you.” He said trying to sound happy for her, then handing her three flowers that had sprouted. (A habit he had gained after a while of hanging out with her)

“Oh, thank you.” She smiled jokingly curtseying before looking down at the flowers to see what their meanings are “Well this one, is a Yellow Hyacinth which means jealousy and this one is… a Pink Camellia which means… longing, this third one is a red rose, obviously, which means love.”

Deuce smiled as the nymph spoke, listening intently.

“Here, you keep them.” She said, handing Deuce the flowers, he took them but removed the rose and handed it back to her.

“You keep the rose, you’re the one going on a date.” He spoke, the funny feeling in his chest growing as he said the word ‘date’.

She smiled, muttering a small thank-you as she gently kissed the gorgon’s cheek. “Bye, Deuce!” She exclaimed walking off, Deuce watching her leave a smile on her face, his face heating up as he does so.

“Oh no.” He muttered his eyes widening as he suddenly came to the realisation… “I’m in love with Y/n.”

Here's part 2 besties

i burnt myself tryna take a cheese toasty outta the oven :/