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Tumblr ppl who read my wattpad book...

do you want a list of the non canon characters in the book that are based off my friends/their ocs?

Theres quite a few

Oh also you get two extra chapters this week cus i had a burst of creativity, have fun

Y'all i accidentally made the next chapter of my book rlly dark and depressing and idk what to do now 'cause i had to stop writing halfway through to rethink my lifes decisions cause that chapter has no reason to be so dark like omfg

"It's not blonde its brown!" -My best friend on Walker Scobells hair colour (You are so wrong bestie bae omfg like- girl)

i burnt myself tryna take a cheese toasty outta the oven :/

ITS OUT! READ HERE!

ENJOY

Fuck it I'm releasing the book now I'm too Impatient

contemplating uploading the sequel to the gorgon and the siren earlier than planned

Purely because im bored

wait omg, I’m reading your book on wattpad rn

AHHH Thats so cool! (Ik you sent this like ages ago but i just had to respond now bc excitingness) Ty sm for reading my book, i really appreciate it! You wont have to wait long for the sequel by the way, It's being posted in 9 days!

For those of you who read my wattpad book expect a few notifications tomorrow because as a christmas present (atleast for southern hemisphere people) I'm uploading the rest of the book.

Just finished the final chapter of my book. Very emotional now.

My brain is blocking me from writing because i've almost finished my book and it hurts.

So y'all know how Dracula is a count right? That means that technically since Draculaura is his daughter she'd be a Viscountess. Clawdeen and Frankie are just casually hanging out with royalty.

I hate wattpad so much rn. Its glitching when I'm trying to look through old chapters of my OWN BOOK so I can make sure I'm not straying from what I've previously written in the sequel. (Nevermind the fact i havent technically finished the first book yet)

Please someone rip my computer away from my hands so I stop writing so many chapters.

In three days I have written six chapters for my book... I need to be stopped

In three days I have written six chapters for my book... I need to be stopped

Turns out if i write an insane amount of chapters for my book in one day *cough cough* 5 *Cough cough* its easier for my brain to upload two in one weekend then have to go out of the month (And year) to schedule their upload

In the past day i've written three chapters for my fanfic... and am now writing a fourth, someone stop me.

For those of you who read my Wattpad book, chapter 26 will be kind of confusing.

Anyways chapter 25 will be out tomorrow!

95% sure that tomorrow's my last day of school for the year then Parent-teacher interviews... I really wanna not go it is way too hot for me to be at school

AHHH ABOUT TO DO MY FINAL PERFORMANCE OF THE YEAR

Hey could you please do a fem!human reader x deuce an them meeting? Like She was chasing around her baby cousin in a store, deuce for some reason was in the human world or something else is fine too

A/n: TY SM FOR THE REQUEST ANON, sorry for the lack of oneshots as of late, I've just been busy with exams and more focused on my wattpad book. I don't know if this is exactly what you had in mind or how good this is but oh well. Hope you enjoy!

Pov: Deuce meeting Human!reader in the shops when she's babysitting her cousin

“Get back here!” A voice rang out as a group of hooded people entered the store.

“Should we really all be going in here together? I feel like this may be suspicious.” Draculaura whispered.

“No, we’ll be fine,” Clawdeen reassured “Just… maybe we should split up to get the stuff we need.”

The group nodded, everyone splitting up, Deuce and Heath as one group and Clawdeen, Draculaura and Frankie as another.

“So, what exactly are we getting?” Heath asked Deuce, looking down the aisles.

“Human snacks or something.” Deuce shrugged; he’d already forgotten what had been hastily scribbled down on the paper Clawdeen had taken with them.

The two monsters walked through an aisle; Deuce however paused when he heard the same voice yell once again.

“Cockroach I swear if you don’t get back here right this minute, I’ll-”

The voice faded out as a child's giggle replaced it.

“Gotcha!” The voice exclaimed “Ow you little-”

A child rushed past Heath and Deuce, running through the aisle until a girl with H/c hair and s/c skin, appeared at the other side, blocking the child from running out of the aisle.

“Haha! Caught you!” The girl grinned, lifting the child up.

The child grumbled as the girl brought them back to their trolley, sitting them inside with their shopping, gently adjusting a scarf around the child’s neck and the jacket on the childs back.

Deuce hadn’t even realised he had been staring at the human until Heath nudged him.

“Dude, you’re staring,” Heath whispered.

“I am?” Deuce asked. “Yeah, and you still are.” Heath responded, “You know you could just be… less creepy and talk to her.”

“Really?”

“Yeah… just try not to turn her to stone… or let her know you’re a, y’know, gorgon.” Heath whispered.

Deuce rolled his eyes before slowly making his way towards the girl.

“Okay Onyx, if I buy one of these for five dollars, and one of these for six dollars, how much will that cost me?” The girl asked the child, holding up two packets.

“Ten dollars!” The child exclaimed.

“Close, now add one.” She corrected.

“Eleven!”

“Yes! Good job.” She smiled, putting the packets into the trolley “And- if I hand the cashier a twenty dollar note how much change can I expect?” The child counted on their fingers.

“Nine!”

“Good job kid!” She grinned.

Just as the girl was about to move the trolley, Deuce tapped her on the shoulder.

“Uh- excuse me… miss?” He said.

She turned around.

“Oh! Hello! Did I drop something?” She asked, taking a quick glance at the trolley.

“Uh no-”

“Did you drop something?” She asked.

“No-”

“Did Onyx steal something of yours? Because I swear, I told them to stop… it’s just kind of in their nature.”

“No- uh- Onyx didn’t steal anything.” “Oh- is there some weird monster thing I should know about?” She asked.

“No- wait what?” “You’re a monster, aren’t you? I saw you walk in with the others.” She said simply, moving her trolley, Deuce quickly following behind.

“Yes, but how-”

“My cousin here is one too, half one but still a monster.” The girl shrugged.

“Oh.”

“So let me guess, the purple haired one is a half-wolf, the pink one is a vampire, the blueish one is a… mix of something, the guy you were with is uh- something related to fire, and you… judging by the hat, the small amount of hair I can see and the glasses… are a gorgon.” The girl stated, calmly continuing with her shopping.

“That is surprisingly accurate.” Deuce said in surprise.

“I know.”

“So, what about you?” Deuce asked.

“What about me?” She asked.

“What kind of monster are you? Siren? Nymph? Fairy?”

The girl gave a dry laugh.

“Uh I’m flattered but no, I am not a monster, I’m from the half of the family without monster blood.”

“Huh, really? Because I was going to guess goddess next.”

“Is this your way of flirting?” She asked.

“Depends. Is it working?”

“No. But that could change.”

“Oh? How so?”

“Well, you flatter me enough, it might just start to work.” The girl smirked.

“Hm, well if you’re not a goddess, perhaps a demi-goddess.”

“Ha!” The girl laughed “You’re funny. Although as likely as it is, and as much I wish it were true, no, just an ordinary human.”

Deuce’s brows furrowed for a moment.

“Well then, Aphrodite must’ve been kind to you.”

“Why thank you.”

“So, what do you mean by ‘It’s likely you’re a demi-god’?” Deuce asked.

“Uh, never met my dad, mother died when I was little, grew up with Onyx’s mother, plenty of room there for godliness.”

“Oh. I’m sorry.” The gorgon said.

“Hey, it’s okay, I’m over it.” The girl shrugged “The only downside is now I’m stuck babysitting this little cockroach.”

Deuce smiled, watching the girl ruffle her cousin’s hair causing smoke to blow from their nose.

“So, you gonna tell me your name?” He asked.

“Not unless you give me yours.”

“I’m Deuce.”

“Y/n.” The girl smiled holding her hand out.

Deuce shook her hand.

When they pulled their hands away, Y/n opened her mouth to say something but was disrupted when Onyx started to whine.

“Y/nnn I’m hungry.” The child whined.

Y/n rolled her eyes, pulling a chocolate bar out of her pocket.

“Y/nnn I’m bored.” The child whined; mouth full of chocolate.

“Here’s my phone now shut up cockroach.” Y/n hissed, shoving her phone into her cousin’s hands.

Deuce had to stifle a laugh at the interaction.

“Don’t you start.” She groaned before holding her palm out “Give me your phone.” Deuce complied, giving the girl his phone, she quickly typed something in it, before handing it back.

“I should be going, but uh- text me sometime.” She smiled before walking off.

He looked down at his phone with a soft smile at the contact name.

‘The best siren/nymph/fairy/goddess’

“Nice going dude.” Heath said, coming up behind him and looking at the gorgons phone.

GUYS FISH ARE COLD BLOODED! MERMAIDS AND SIRENS (atleast modern media sirens) ARE HALF FISH!

MERMAIDS AND SIRENS ARE COLD BLOODED!

LAGOONA BLUE IS A FISH MONSTER.

do you guys think that when a siren or a mermaid blushes it'd make their cheeks cold not warm bc of the cold blood?

I think it would.

ANYWAY SO LAGOONA BLUE WOULD BE COLD BLOODED, DEUCE GORGON WOULD PROB BE SOMEWHAT COLD BLOODED BECAUSE HE HAS SNAKES AND STUFF, NOT BECAUSE HE'S A FISH!

ANYWAYS, DEUCE AND LAGOONA WOULD HAVE TO SPEND A BUNCH OF TIME IN THE SUN BC THEY'RE COLD BLOODED.

THANK YOU FOR COMING TO MY TED TALK.

Guys you know Deuce Gorgon would likely speak Greek...

He'd also be like cold, or at least his hair would be because of the snakes.

OMG GUYS IM FINISHED WITH ALL PERFORMANCES BUT ONE THIS YEAR, NO MORE PRACTICING LINES UNTIL FUCK ALL IN THE MORNING, NO MORE LEARNING SONGS AND PRACTICING THE RIGHT NOTES! NO MORE SITTING BACKSTAGE AND LAUGHING WITH MY CASTMATES AT SOMETHING WE'RE NOT QUITE SURE OF, NO MORE LAUGHING AS MY FRIEND TRIES TO DO MY MAKEUP BECAUSE MY GROUPS VOLUNTEERS CAN'T DO IT RIGHT, NO MORE GOING TO REHEARSALS EVERY WEEK! NO MORE OF THAT UNTIL NEXT YEAR!

Chapter 23: Evil of the Gorgon and the siren is out now. (actually it was out like 30 mins ago but oh well

I have the strangest sensation to finish my entire book now but know thats basically impossible... except it's not Because it's almost finished 😭😭😭😭

ITS OK GUYS I FIXED IT

While i was trying to write netflix decided it would be a good time to mute my audio. This is an annoying problem

While i was trying to write netflix decided it would be a good time to mute my audio. This is an annoying problem

hey guys hey guys just so you're aware, sometimes when im suuuuper bored I'll foreshadow ideas i have for my book in tiny little unrecognisable, unnoticeable snippets inside the oneshots i put on here. In fact the foreshadowing for my book on here is so tiny you probably wouldnt find them even if you were looking. But it's there. Watching. Waiting. Hoping. For the day it finally gets put into the book.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME GUYS