Arcane Jayce Age Regression Headcanon, He Gets So Excited When Vi's Around For The First Time Cause She's

if only mama sevika was real, she would take such good care of me. no one would be allowed to hurt me, I'd have the best toys in all of the undercity

shout out to littles that dont have a cg so they depend on a fictional cg bring them comfort

Caregiver!jayvik making a hextech blanket that shrinks you down all smol after they wrap you up in it

Jayce is fine to carry you without it but you're too big for Viktor.

They'll know you're little cause you wordlessly go to the closet and bring the blanket out to them with big eyes like a puppy presenting a ball to their owner. Jayce will lay it down then pick you up and swing you back and forth saying "1...2...3..." Before (gently) throwing you down. Viktor will make a comment about him riling you up when you were about to have a nap. Jayce playfully fights against you to get you wrapped up all tight before shrinking you down and rocking you in his arms. Viktor sits on his stool holding you close to his heart as he softly sings lullabies in zaunite to you

I love the idea of almost all the council regressing and Mel has to try to wrangle them together while they're getting into arguments and throwing tantrums about other people not voting for their bills

After seeing your Lest board I just thought about little Salo and I don't know why. Could you make a mood board for little Salo?

Little!Salo moodboard!!

Perhappss cg lest and little Salo?! 🙈 anyway just an idea 😋 anywho I rlly like how this moodboard turned out I hope you like it!

He'd be quite fussy

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(Replycon made by my son @ biccyssafespace)

I need a caregiver so badly. Like I think I'm doing pretty well taking care of myself but I just need someone to pick me up and give me a bottle and let me cry out and call them mama

🥳🥳🥳HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🥳🥳🥳

MY BIRTHDAY TOMORROW GUYS IM GOING TO BE A BIG GIRL

WATER BEAR PLUSHIES

They're also called tardigrades or moss piglets and they're water animals that live ALL OVER the world and can survive extreme conditions like extreme temperatures, extreme pressures (both high and low), air deprivation, radiation, dehydration, and starvation and have survived being in OUTER SPACE

Here's a picture of some actual tardigrades under the cut but be warned they look a lil creepy crawly so if you don't like bugs you probably won't like them

Imagine stepping out of the shower and your caregiver is ready with one of these and wraps you up in it and you sit on their lap as they wash your face and put moisturizer on you and boop your nose and give you little kisses

caregiver with a black little that has internalized racism

always makes sure to put on shows with good black rep and buy books with black characters

does your hair all pretty in cornrows or box braids and adds colourful beads to it

always reassured you you're a good kid no matter what others assume about you

and that your skin and black features are very pretty

loves making your 'non-typical' agere meals that are a bunch of Jamaican foods (/foods from your ethnicity) your mom used to make for you

will do as much as possible to keep you away from the news when regressed

will NOT let anyone tell you that pastels don't look good on you

they're try to reassure you you don't need to worry about racism and stuff cause they'll protect you but sometimes they have to admit they can't protect you from everything and just let you cry in their arms

will teach you about strong black figures

helps you reconnect with parts of your culture your parents didn't share with you like reggae music

if you're African they'll wrap you in a bunch of African prints and celebrate Kwanzaa with you

Shoutout to regressors who swear

Regressors who grew up hearing swearing so would regularly swear as a child

Regressors who think swears are just like any other word and are completely okay as long as you're not using them to hurt someone

Regressors who think it's funny to be so itty bitty and passionately say 'fuck' after they drop their paci on the floor

Regressors who use all the words available in their brain and aren't good at filtering out swear words

Regressors who throw tantrums and say hurtful words when their emotions are strong

Regressors who don't change their speech patterns when they're regressed

Teen regressors for whom swearing is a part of their regression

DNI: nsfw, kink, anti-agere

Reasons I prefer to have an imaginary caregiver

low social battery - I struggle to respond to texts regularly and it wouldn't be fair to them if I was only coming to them when I'm regressed or need something from them

I struggle to make new connections - the easiest way I could probably get a caregiver is by finding someone online but I struggle a lot to build connections and start trusting new people so it's easier to stick with having a caregiver that stays in my mind

They're perfect - I love writing stories about them doing exactly what I need them to do for me and I couldn't expect an irl caregiver to perfectly predict my needs like that

They're always there - I don't have to worry about them being busy when I need them or too tired to help me through my struggles

There are other ways to find community within age regression - I love texting on agere discords, texting in a group chat is a lot less stressful and it allows me to still human connections without as much pressure

I don't have to worry about harmful relationships forming - another problem with finding a caregiver online is you don't really know who that person is. As someone who is 19 I'm slightly safer from this but I still don't want a caregiver who is secretly significantly older than me or who secretly is nsfw. And I have BPD so I don't want to accidentally become codependent with someone or hurt them by doing things like venting too much or not giving them enough space.

this isn't to knock irl caregivers but just saying imaginary caregivers can be fulfilling too :3

Also always remember that irl caregivers are real people. If you have a real life caregiver they won't be 'perfect' like an imaginary caregiver could be (always being there, always knowing what you need, not needing anything in return) and that's okay because they have a ton of their own strengths (being a person you get to learn about and grow close to, being able to physically do things with you, they aren't bound by your imagination)