That Muzzle Won’t Stop Him

Something I'd love to know:

By which I mean of all 5 Lords, which would you go out of your way to avoid at all costs?

Feel free to give your reasons in tags or reblogs. I'll upfront I would lose so bad to Pokey. I love musicals, and having someone else control my actions might have helped high school me not feel so out of place all the time.

I think dirk is a manlet

the 4 genders. or something

to me . Nerdy Prudes Must Die (the song) was almost ENTIRELY max projecting on Richie like,,, i dont believe him when he says "i could give two shits that you buried and left me/defiled my body/you pushed me off the edge"

and then the "repeat after me" part.....

like just. "who will pray for me/when my body's gone/or until another Richie comes along"

no one cares that max is dead. Hell at this point very few people even know, but hey, this is Hatchetfield- people go missing every day. And I think however much he pretends not to, Max does care that no one notices, or that they're happier without him.

and he gets SO pissed when Richie interrupts him with "I'm not a loser!". god i just. this song is genius

kinda adorable how it takes the moon almost exactly a month to blink

if tumblr still wants to turn this site around they should add breeding

thank u for your service on behalf of the boypussy it has done more for my gender dysphoria than anything else ever has

reblog if you love boypussy and help alleviate gender dysphoria

It's always "he killed multiple people" and "he was a huge jerk to everyone" like yes your honor but also consider he's just a silly lil meow meow pathetic man

I have come to the conclusion that nobody who likes dirkjake is normal about dirkjake I just talked to several others and we all agreed there isn’t enough art of them killing each other.

“do you know all i want is you”

happy falsettos day