I'm Literally Begging You, Please Be Weird And Queer, Online And Offline If You Can, I Want You To Live

doug eiffel (born december 25th) (christmas hater) (star wars fan) (celebrates star wars day) vs. renée minkowski (born may 4th) (has never seen star wars) (doesn't care) (christmas enthusiast) (eiffel has never experienced a greater injustice in his life)

Alright, will do. I'll add a couple spare lungs just in case

Hello can you please return my liver

Turns out I needed it

Uh sorry, I've already eaten it. I've got some spares though if you'd like those instead

Hello can you please return my liver

Turns out I needed it

Uh sorry, I've already eaten it. I've got some spares though if you'd like those instead

You’re really friendly and nice and your characters sound so cool

Thxxx a lot!! I think you’re also really nice and cool and your characters seem awesome :]

I ACCIDENTLY UNFOLLOWED SOMEONE I WAS FOLLWING BUT I DIDNT SEE WHO AND IM SO SORRY TO WHOEVER THAT WAS BECAUSE I DONT KNOW WHO IT WAS

Part of the reason I've been so inactive recently is because I've been taking part in the Will Wood hair wars as @woofwillwood, so if anyone wants to see whatever shenanigans I'm up to, I might be doing some stuff over there

hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened

hera play the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny