Someone Invent A Time Machine So I Can Go Shoot Whichever Past Me Decided Unwinding 4 Fucking Kilometers

my name is Elmo Sesamstraße and for the last three months i have been roaming the streets of Nowy Jork trying to uncover the mystery of who divorced me

Just put the mental image in my head of the water snails we once had in our aquarium (those brown grey disk shaped ones that grow way bigger than they have any bussines to) aggressively propelling themselves about and hitting the glass with a loud *THUCK*, but then like in Snails back, and I can't stop laughing

Just imagine being in the same room as him and suddenly you hear a loud *THUCK* echoing trough what you assume is his aquarium-back. And when you eventually gather enough courage to ask someone about it they look you dead in the eyes and tell you it's the snails.

evil coworker maintenance hours

Excuse me the W H A T-

what’s gay boy up to these days

you get a yuuji and you get a yuuji and you get a yuuji an-

Hello! I got house of open wounds and I’m back (Merry Christmas I guess). I wish I could say something more articulate than what you’ve already said, I get why some people liked it more, it’s got a defined cast and Yasnic was always brilliant and it probably is a bit easier to keep track of plus it’s still got my best friends fucked up god relationships and evil healing but ugh I missed the first book. I missed the rush of two characters who had no connection stumbling into each other and one picking up the plot to get its miserable relay baton to the next person. I missed feeling like Ilmar was being dissected and I could see its guts and sinew while it tried to haunt me back. And I don’t think anything can ever top the absolute euphoria of Hellgram finding his wife and how it suddenly made complete sense or getting into the Reproach and wanting to put like 5 of my D&D characters into a Situation. Also why did he end the book still getting called Jack. It was good, great even, and I feel like I could be insane over any number of moving parts, just not As insane :(

oh you are SO correct 100% i agree with you entirely on the relay baton comment that's exactly what i loved so much about the first book and ILMAR. MY BELOVED ILMAR. expecting me to care about anything when we all know the reproach is back in that city is mind boggling. ohhhhhh and yasnic :(((( when god was telling him he needed to tell them his proper name otherwise they wouldn't put the right name on his headstone i could have wept. and now yasnic is bound just as much of the rest of them due to the life saving healing like of course he always WAS but now he UNDERSTANDS. ugh! city of last chances you will always be famous!!!

Yuuji forcing Sukuna to his knees is healing me. Sukuna taking a moment to be a petty dick about it is also healing me.

I still maintain that getting violently fucked by Yuuji in that inmate domain would have fixed Sukuna—or at least kept him from *gestures* all this.

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