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Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

Girlie can't die. 'Bodyswaps' with whoever it us that kills her.

-she gets killed. Dead.

-killer starts to wig out.

-killer starts to transform into girlys face and body.

-girlys 'reborn' in the body of her killer.

God just won't let her die. What an ass.

This girl can bleed gold!

Start with girlie being kidnapped by a cult and strung up for her blood, cult profits off liquid gold.

Two adventure come in, cocky assholes. Horror movie sequence starts, girlie killed the cult. Now is gonna kill them. Paladin douche kills her first. But we know what happens :)

Then she goes on adventure. Then, girlie somehow lands herself a job working as a maid for some rich king ass dude, mega powerful. Pretty much becoming the maid of the final boss type beat.

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#rock

Tumblr is shit for artists but I’m really bullheaded and I don’t want to move

so can we start hunting down white liberals now or what

so im trying to decipher this chart on wikipedia that has common vampire weaknesses in it and

a ‘green/yes’ is a weakness, a ‘red/no’ is something that isnt a weakness, and a ‘?’ is something that has never been addressed but fucking riddle me this

in what lore are vampires weak to getting soggy in milk

genuinely hope this causes someone to make an angst fic of the pairing!

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the truth is that the omen twins are very stunning handsome gorgeous heavenly irresistible very hot very divine a beauty elegant graceful very pretty very alluring very lovely and charming in hornsent standard.

granny feeds them soups because in her eyes they look like this 👇👇