Women’s Flat Chests

how am I supposed to market a story I'm writing?

it's on royalroad btw, Tower Of Babbling Silver.

A messy retelling and modern dramatization of a tower of babel kind of story, as well as faustian bargain elements

messmer addresses his loyal knights

interesting anticapitalist post about climate change. however I shan't reblog because in it you implied this devastation occurred because of some sort of innate human trait of selfishness and not the logical development of a profit-motivated economic system

ill figure it out <- common utterance of a girl who is completely fucked

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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i wanna see naruto & sasuke and gojo & geto locked in a room. i wanna see them brawl.

"You dropped your pocket"

"What?"

"Your socks are untied"

Girlie can't die. 'Bodyswaps' with whoever it us that kills her.

-she gets killed. Dead.

-killer starts to wig out.

-killer starts to transform into girlys face and body.

-girlys 'reborn' in the body of her killer.

God just won't let her die. What an ass.

This girl can bleed gold!

Start with girlie being kidnapped by a cult and strung up for her blood, cult profits off liquid gold.

Two adventure come in, cocky assholes. Horror movie sequence starts, girlie killed the cult. Now is gonna kill them. Paladin douche kills her first. But we know what happens :)

Then she goes on adventure. Then, girlie somehow lands herself a job working as a maid for some rich king ass dude, mega powerful. Pretty much becoming the maid of the final boss type beat.

So! As I said, I’m trying to write. It’s first person perspective from the personification of Time! So I’m kinda just gonna use my blog to write down ideas and work them out in an open space so I can make sense of them!