Strawberry Lightning

Every time I see another ibuprofen post on this site I'm like STOP

STOP

Stop.

Take that after a meal. Take it with a big glass of water. Don't take it on an empty stomach EVER. Don't take it with alcohol. You will destroy your stomach. You will end up with an ulcer. You will vomit blood. I'm not exaggerating.

Yes, you. Yes, it will happen to cute little you. With your cute little bottle of miracles. Ibuprofen really does that to your body.

Love, an adult person over 35 who can't take NSAIDs anymore

Tumblr is shit for artists but I’m really bullheaded and I don’t want to move

Hello! I’ve unfortunately gotten into writing and have decided to make it everyone else’s problem! ALSO, I suck at social media! An amazing combination! Hope you enjoy my suffering at the hands of my own uselessly creative mind. I will attempt to update my progress and actually say what I am writing in the morn’!

Do you know why batman doesn't have a police badge?

Because he doesn't kill people

twitter changing their logo to doge really solidified how much of a garbage fire of a website it has become.

random magic ideas

-smoke that slices anything it touches. Ie smoking character. or anything else you want the smoke to do.

-cant die. whenever killed, the soul gets transferred to the killer and shapeshifts back to the original form. Last disciple of a God of Rebirth?

-animate. dancing brooms from the rich rat. Can heal self, but only when if you can touch the bone.

-make anything into a sword.

-scape goat. the world dies and everyone in it, lucky you are the last to die. strike of luck, all the rest of the souls turn their eyes to you and refuse to let you die and inhabit the recesses of your soul. now you can command literal armies worth of ghost or monsters or whatever form you want them to take.

-that blind spot idea. can summon anything in a blind spot that has absolutely no eyes on it, not even peripheral, mostly.

-shapeshifter, but only into one kind of monstrous beast, can change size tho. isekai? can't speak the language but can understand it, bit of a plot hole unless you find a way to fix it, accidentally steps in a magic puddle or something maybe. bad ass bitch mode, adventure style comedy via isekai tropes, not a romance if it can be avoided.

-tiny ass fairy form, smaller than a plastic waterbottle, tinkerbell height. fucks with a pre-planned plot, isekai madness. Hates the fact they are this small and weak. Very much a total menace.

-a racoon holding a wand, two 'brother' racoons with their own magic tools. the wand grants any wish the holder makes. one brother has an infinite holding bag and the other has a human size wizard hat that let's it teleport wherever it wants.

-create a rift in space, pitch black. A primordial black hand, or multiple, come out of it. Ie, rift in someone's mouth, hand and arm come out the mouth and latch onto the head of the body, lift it into the sky. squeeze head til it pops, body drops.

-vibromancy is low key overpowered when done right. control sounds. no one that can go at the speed of light? sound beats everything in rock paper scissors

-chronomancer abuses the power of equivalent exchange to teleport using time.

-cowboy internet girl. Cowboy Bebop type beat. Matrix bs, cowgirl asethetic with hat covering the eyes. In the internet. Hackers, human?, get shot in the face irl. Like the girls hand comes out the screen and just pops them in the face with a bullet. Can snap her fingers and turn everything, the scene, into a matrix gird. Uses the grid lines like a lasso.

-angels have reversed gravity. This just means that their hair is pulled by an unknown gravity source that looks like when youre hair is hanging upside down. Any of their blood drawn also falls upward.

NO AZ DON'T PUT ON THE SUIT AND BOWTIE NO AZ TUMBLR IS GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE