Attack On W-Enigma!

He's so fabulous, love it

closeup of gimm with heels

I can't do this anymore lads

YE MY BOY IS WINNING

On top of that he didn't only got hit by a car, he got hit by a car as a DEER, which in my opinion is even more ironic.

One thing I think we’re all glossing over about Thanks to Them is the fact that Belos got hit by a car. You’re a half-millennia old 1600s New England Puritan witch hunter who addresses Hunter as a grimwalker and then calls him Caleb in the same sentence and you just charged out into a modern road and got hit with that woman’s sedan. How do you cope with that. You used to be the Emperor. You’ve been living in the woods for months. Does he think that he got hit by an extremely fast wagon. The threat that’s been menacing the protagonists since episode fucking one just got hit by a car.

Honk!

Just wait till the alien finds out about the concept of a claymore roomba

on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship

it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.

“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”

“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.

“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”

“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”

“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”

“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”

“but then what is its purpose?”

“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”

Free him of these moral shackles, let papyrus swear!

Let Them Say Fuck, Round 1D

That explains why I had bad internet connection for no reason recently!

hey guys if i seem inactive its cause this month I am traveling around europe and these people live in the olden-times, no wifi, warm water

Blasphemy lol

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

WOOOOO!!!!

My team did not win but who cares! It was so much fun!

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