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Just wait till the alien finds out about the concept of a claymore roomba
on the topic of humans being the intergalactic “hold my beer” species: imagine an alien stepping onto a human starship and seeing a space roomba™ with a knife duct taped onto it, just wandering around the ship
it doesn’t have any special intelligence. it’s just a normal space roomba. there are other space roombas on the ship and they don’t have knives. it’s just this one. knife space roomba has full clearance to every room in the ship. occasionally crew members will be talking and then suddenly swear and clutch their ankle. knife space roomba putters off, leaving them to their mild stab wounds.
“what is the point?” asks the alien as another crew member casually steps over the knife-wielding robot. “is it to test your speed and agility?”
“no it doesn’t really go that fast,” replies the captain.
“does it teach you to stay ever-vigilant?”
“I mean I guess so but that’s more of a side effect.”
“does it weed out the weak? does it protect you from invaders? do repeated stabbings let your species heal more quickly in the future?”
“it doesn’t stab very hard, it gets us more than it gets our enemies, and no, but that sounds cool — someone write that down.”
“but then what is its purpose?”
“I don’t know,” the captain says, leaning down to give the space roomba an affectionate pat. “it just seemed cool”
Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I'll practise basic self care
Why 666k? Because it's funny and impossible so good fucking luck
New animals just dropped. E.g.
#how did the robbers steal a wizard? #I mean I get that they don't have much health #but to just make the wizard disappear? #they must have hid him in a magic hat or smth
i think i will cause problems on purpose
write to have fun
that's it. that's all the advice for tonight. just have fun. i PROMISE you, your readers will know. they can suss it out. fun writing vs chore writing. like bloodhounds following a scent. and you know what everybody prefers doing over chores? having fun.
write for fun. write to have fun. you're your main audience anyway. indulge your tropes. or subvert them. kill your darlings or wrap them in fluff. doesn't matter. write what makes you happy. this is for you, first and foremost, so just have fun with it.
I thought those were scetches of Gorb lol, love it
Some squigglers. Skumpties if you will.
Definitely inspired by @silkysong’s older swatch Hornets :)
On top of that he didn't only got hit by a car, he got hit by a car as a DEER, which in my opinion is even more ironic.
One thing I think we’re all glossing over about Thanks to Them is the fact that Belos got hit by a car. You’re a half-millennia old 1600s New England Puritan witch hunter who addresses Hunter as a grimwalker and then calls him Caleb in the same sentence and you just charged out into a modern road and got hit with that woman’s sedan. How do you cope with that. You used to be the Emperor. You’ve been living in the woods for months. Does he think that he got hit by an extremely fast wagon. The threat that’s been menacing the protagonists since episode fucking one just got hit by a car.
U good?
ahah
*gives a rock that looks like a blue egg*
reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock
For Real, there is no way this isn't cake anon
can i interest u in a box of friend??
Blasphemy lol
First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die
How you dying 👀
I can't do this anymore lads
Let the small fella sniff you
He's so fabulous, love it
closeup of gimm with heels
Thank yo-
Friendly reminder that you don't have to get your chores/other stuff you need to do done all at once. Fold a few pieces of laundry at a time if it helps. Do dishes until you're too tired of standing. Write one page of your big paper. Etc. Done (eventually) or partially done is better than being overwhelmed and making no progress.
U sure it's a blooper? Cuz for me it's just perfect
A blooper from my last post
What a chad
oh my god, my little brother is a fucking maniac. He's playing elden ring, and he just beat the tree sentinel with a level 1 wretch, first attempt, using the default club, WITHOUT torrent. He's nine years old
Puking and shitting
Masks are kind of hot actually
Oh really? Do you really think you will find ALL my hats!?
I shall shrink all your hats so the wizard guild will laugh at you at your next meeting for having a hat the size of a dime
Never in my life would I thought I would need jrabs
Look at him! Look at the little man! Look at him, there he goes!
i'm gonna throw up from how fucking funny this is
That looks like tumblr's holy trinity... But four??? Idk
I was checking something on my blog when I saw this
The forbidden fruit
feel free to caption this