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I've just been informed that it is now the year of the snake. It's your time, buddy.
I know you didn't work with that in a while but do you have any G. I. Joe headcanons? I'm curious.
I'm assuming you know exactly who my headcanons will be about, judging by what I have on my blog lol. I know it's been a little while, but I'm still working on another story, albeit slower because I have other projects going on as well. However, I do have many little Snakescar headcanons that I haven't put into a story (yet) and I'm glad for the chance to throw them out there! (Side note these are all based on Renegades)
The first time they met, Scarlett held Snake Eyes at gunpoint because she thought he was Cobra. It left quite an impression lol
Scarlett can handle spicy food better than Snake can.
If Duke were ever to find out what Snake looks like, I think his mind would be blown a little bit that the ninja looks like him (blonde hair, blue eyes).
If Snake could talk, he would talk at 500 miles an hour because Japanese is the fastest language in the world and that would carry over to his English as well. He signs fast instead, and sometimes Scarlett can't keep up.
Scarlett made him learn sign language. He didn't want to at first, but he caved as he grew more attached.
Snake has very calligraphy-styled handwriting.
Snake is good at cooking. Once he warmed up to the others, he and Roadblock might trade recipes.
Scarlett, who is very tech-savvy, is physically pained when Snake leaves a thousand tabs open.
Scarlett sometimes sings to herself while she's working, and Snake likes to listen, to her mortification.
Snake primarily gives Scarlett weapons as gifts (some of which he fashioned himself).
She hunts down genuine Japanese food to give him.
In a future where they are on better terms, Jinx would tell Scarlett embarrassing stories about Snake Eyes. He insists she's exaggerating. Storm Shadow would back her up.
In that same vein, there is a long standing semi-serious promise between Snake and Scarlett about going to Japan one day. When they finally do, it's to get married.
Storm Shadow would begrudgingly accept being a brother-in-law to Scarlett. He acknowledges he royally screwed up Snake's life, and she accepts Snake with his scars and makes him happy.
That's all I can think of off the top of my head, though this got pretty long regardless! Hopefully you weren't expecting more widespread headcanons over the Joe roster because these two are my major brainrot fr
i forgot to post this a week ago...
At least the coyotes and the newts have no idea what's going on
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Go to pinterest, search "your name + core" then post six pictures and tag six people.
thx to the boo @damnapathetic for the tag
leo/leonidas core š
@lonely-parrot @sulgkoolon @atfirstblushing @cowboymoonking @moonyslastcigarette
Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? Itās on the house
Peter: thank you, but I canāt
Bartender: why not
Peter:
Bartender:
Peter, trying not to give his age away: Iām pregnant
Getting silly and reading Garrusā attempt at flirting from ME3 with the Inigo Montoya voice.
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since itās a scary time to be trans: refuge restrooms is an app which maps gender-neutral/single-stall restrooms. itās community-mapped, so itās possible you might be the first person to log the restroom locations, but hopefully itāll help some people.
please reblog this post if youāve got trans followers. stay safe.
I think my first maybe the first Jurassic Park or one of its sequels?
what's the first movie you remember seeing in theaters? don't try and be all edgy and cool and say like tetsuo: the iron man. be honest.
Go!!
Sending love to people in the LA area dealing with fire. I hope you are safe or have somewhere safe to go.
Ah. yes. Queen Beryl's four generals:
The "That's right. He created you. But you might say you created him, too." line from Ducktales2017 but instead it's about Rumplestiltskin and Captain Hook from Once Upon a Time.
Shout out to my Canadian choir director.
petition to rename the usa āsouth canadaā
Idk if it's just android but the collage feature on pinterest is absolute ass... can't put stuff from your boards on there, can't crop images within the app, half the collage saves weird and incorrectly... is it just my wifi
okay the internet has made me way too angry today reblog this post and say something lovely and wholesome in the tags please
she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy
Hello, tumblr user. Before you is a tumblr post asking you to name a female fictional character. You have unlimited time to tag a female character, NOT a male one.
Begin.
Reblogging before itās too late
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine "Past Tense, Pt. 1"
Ironically, itās the not the āinappropriateā part that Iāve never heard of. Let me look something up real quickā¦
Ohhhhhh, those guys. Okay, this is funny. Big supporter of potholders. lol
Can I tell a joke that I have told half a dozen times, and despite not being technically inappropriate, always flies over the heads of everyone in the sheltered circles I run in?
Can I tell a joke that I have told half a dozen times, and despite not being technically inappropriate, always flies over the heads of everyone in the sheltered circles I run in?
lol, sorry to reblog my own thing again. This sounds like Iām hating on Duke. Thatās totally not my intention. I love my little guy, and all the rest of my little guys. I just think the marketing is funny.
I see this little guy pop up on my YouTube homepage (or whatever it's called), and it just fills me with such profound joy. Why does it exist? Who knows? Who are these thirty-nine people just randomly watching a full season livestream of an obscure Hasbro cartoon from 2011? Yet again, who knows? But they give me hope nonetheless. Hope that love triumphs over show cancellation, that childhood can be revisited no matter how long ago it was, and that if you build it they will come. Happy holidays, everybody.
Lupitia is my personal favorite. Though comparing Lupin to a monkey isnāt entirely unwarranted. I love the guy, but bro has the countenance (and mostly the hairline) of a chimpanzee. lol, no offense meant of course
Alright hold on we need to figure out what the ship name for Lupin x Laetitia is because I've seen
⢠TamedMonkey
⢠LaeLupin
⢠Lupaetitia
⢠Lupitia
⢠if you've seen any more feel free to add on
And I feel like we all need to sit down and choose one or two because I dOn'T kNoW wHiCh OnE tO uSe-
I never looked at it like that. Youāve just changed my whole worldview
me: *just trying to go to bed*
brain: but REMEMBER when snake eyes thought duke and scarlett liked each other and in a desparate and impulsive attempt to gain her attention he broke into a high-security facility just to find security camera footage explaining her dad's disappearance.
me: GO TO BED