*runs Away At The Speed Of Light*

D 16 would go full fanboy mode on Tfp Optimus.

Ang layo na natin sa isa't isa, paano na?

In the mecha au

I feel like Swerve will have to be this weird middleman, since he has knowledge of both cybertronian and human cultures (and sees himself as both human and cybertronian). That will lead to him having to mediate between the cybertronians and humans to help them understand each other better, since it's easy to see they are all moving toward a relationship, and understanding each other is important.

So with the cybertronians he's gonna have this conversation where he basically explain to them that the humans are very fragile and can't really survive outside of their planet without help (this is mostly for deadlock), and that humans live very short life, which means as much as they love them they would have to be aware of the fact that their time together will be short, and that would mean that they would have to bare the pain of loosing them. And they have to fully consider this fact before getting in any kind of relationship

Even though he himself, probably, haven't really grasped that fact, or knowledged it completely.

And then he has the conversation with the humans where he explains about mechanical lifeforms and their differences from organic lifeforms, and the fact that they technically don't really have gender or anything to tell them apart in that aspect (which is super important for their race) , or the most important fact that they are an acesexual species that reproduced completely differently and value close relationships and bonds... Which at the end will basically boil down to "I'm not saying you were planning to, but just in case, you can't fuck the giant alien robots, I'm sorry. "

Oh he absolutely would have these awkward little q&a sessions with everyone ahahah

Explaining humans to Cybertronians. And reverse.

He would also probably be the one to spill the lil fun secret about Cybertronians being able to read human EM fields. Deadlock would try to kill him for that~

Also kfsksikf

Swerve: Basically. You can't fuck a giant robot.

First Aid: A brave man looks for ways, a coward looks for excuses.

Everyone in the room:

*sounds of epilepsy and dying coughing while digging coffin* This is not canon I just desperately needed them to be happy for one day, Spellbound au by Keferon The Bengsons - Hundred days

Wally: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine! Y/N: How can you still say that? Wally: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

lovesick leader

The backdrops of Cybertron. All from Transformers RID #33.

The two have finally met each other lmao

Jazz on his own: Epic and majestic and competent

Prowl on his own: Serious and calculating and competent

Jazz and Prowl together: fucking gremlins

I took a break from catching up all the plots wheeeeeeezeeee

Transformers Incorrect Qoutes

Megatron: Starscream is at that very special age where a kid only has one thing on their mind.

Optimus: mech?

Starscream: Homicide.

__________________

Drift: I have a plan.

Rachet: I have the hospital and Optimus on speed dial.

_________________

Drift, to the gang: If you’re happy and you know it, clap your hands!

*silence*

Drift: Damn, y’all depressed as fuck!

Megatron: You didn’t clap either-

Drift: SHUT UP!

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Megatron: Optimus...

Optimus: I can tell by the tone of your voice that you are disappointed. Alas, I must further disappoint you by affirming how little I give a fuck