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Stiill using screen shots bc why not

In my last, post I talked about my headcanon for this NPC/ oc I'm calling Sour Cream Cookie. So, I'm making a part 2. Context, he's Clotted Cream's bio father.

So like I said in last Post, Sour Cream was saved after being lost at sea for 22 years by Captain Caviar. He was told of what was happening in Creme Republic.

So imagine with me, this guy, hearing that his OWN WIFE had to remarry to save his only child from a life of hardship, and not allow her to see them!!! He was furious, with a mix of guilt of not being there.

So Sour Cream goes home, amazed by everything he sees, since the Republic was a simple town when he left that refugees were still retreating to.He storms into the Lyceum, disrupting the meeting of the Elders.

Skit I thought of ( Inspired by @queen-rainy-love , check their stuff out!)

*In the Lyceum, the Council of Elder were having a meeting with Clotted Cream when the doors swings open*

??: * kicks the door open* *smiles* Anyone missed me??

The elders look on in shock and horror as the stranger walks in, covered in dirt and a bit caked up salt. His worn-out shoes leaving bits of mud as he walked around*

??: My my, things have really changed since I've been gone!! This once small township turns into a great and glorious Republic!! Sad I missed it!!

Sable: Ahh?? Who are you?

??: *chuckles, pushes up his broken glasses* Hehe, I guess my look has changed after a long time, hasn't it?"

Custard: *annoyed* This is a private meeting, you are allowed to be here!! Who sent you in ??

Captain Caviar: *Walks in, takes his seat* I did, sorry I'm late, had to check on one of my ships. And you may want to hear the guy out.

??: Thank you, Caviar. Now was I? Oh right. *bows* I am Sour Cream Cookie, the forgotten heir of House Scone.

Vanilla Sugar: This is preposterous!! Sour Cream cookie has been dead for years!

Sour Cream: I feel pretty alive to me. And Mulled, I appreciate you keeping my notes safe since I've gone. The airship you created is amazing!

Mulled Juice: I....

Clotted Cream: * a bit annoyed* Look sir, you've been in here long enough. I think it's time you leave- *is hugged by Sour Cream*

Sour Cream: *looks at him, shocked* My son.. Look at you.. all grown up.

Clotted Cream: I...Um...

Sour Cream: *lets go* Where is your mother? Where's Light Cream?

Clotted Cream: *confused* W-wait, how do you..?

Custard: *stands up* Guards!! Get this lunatic out of here!!

*two guards come out and begin to drag out Sour Cream on the Lyceum, when Light Cream runs in*

Light Cream: Wait!!! *crying* Sour Cream, is that you?

Sour Cream: *looks, shoves the guards off and hugs Light Cream* My love!!!

*Light Cream hugs him back, now sobbing. Sour Cream ran his fingers through her hair*

Light Cream: *sniffles* You're alive... You're truly alive...

Sour Cream: *smiles* I am, My love. I'm so sorry for being gone for so long..

*As the elders watch in shock, Clotted Cream walked over to the two reunited lovers. He was very confused. Who was this guy?*

Clotted Cream: Mother? How do you know him?

Light Cream: *smiles* Clotted... This is your father, Sour Cream Cookie.

There are three types of martial arts cookies

And then there's Ninja Cookie who is categorized in all three

And then Captain Caviar who made the fourth type

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

he is the best cookie in the game

No one sees my posts so I can say whatever I want

do u have those mutuals who are like WAY COOLER THAN U and when they reblog/like ur stuff ur just like 👀💯✔️👀

stop making shows about americans in europe… try europeans in america instead. the outrage of not knowing exactly what something costs at a store,, no public transport,, everyone smiling in your face and waiters scaring you by constantly popping up at your table… ice in your water for some reason,, the kind of culture clash i want to see!!

Pitaya: You're going to give me an aneurysssm

Lychee: One cannot "give" an aneurysm. It's medically impossible

Pitaya: You might be the firssst

This is the dumbest thing I've ever crafted with my own two hands

kratt brothers when they see an animal

Thank you, mutual

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

{takes shot}

Ace attorney au where everything is the same except Phoenix and Edgeworth are replaced with those two zircon bitches from Steven universe

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRAVITY FALLS 💖🌲

It's Internet Explorer's last day, so it's mandatory to post this relic.

click 2 view))

he's not okay but that's okay (for now)

when you ask the pilot what his name is and he says “nosedive” and seals the doors

some of you may've heard about that fancy "bionic reading" typefont thats supposed to be easier for neurodivergent people to read (if you're unfamiliar, it bolds the first few letters of each word to make it easier to follow)

well guess what, its locked behind a $500 a month API to write in because fuck you!

introducing, Not Bionic Reading! it is literally just the bionic reading typefont but for free. god bless neocities

anyone who can, pls reblog!

Today's Wizard Cookie tried to help his Grandma find an octagon, didn't go well. 

(Anonymous Submission)

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

listen. tumblr could not more obviously be dying before our eyes. in the span of like two months they have made 4 desperate bids for money. now i think it goes without saying that if tumblr is your primary social media in 2022 you probably aren’t delighted by the identical interface algorithm focused format of every other app out there.

now imagine you’re staff. you know this. you don’t want tumblr to go under either. so you post one payment option. you roll it out clumsily, a user gets death threats for it, it’s a bit of a mess, like things usually are around here. but you learn. the next two are announced properly, in advance. and yet still near every single comment on posts about them is mocking, denouncing the very idea for both entirely made up reasons or valid criticism that gets buried under the tidal wave of disgust.

despite all that, you must be doing something right bc there are new users coming in. you know that because every day you see posts trying to push them away or bragging about how hostile the environment is around here

you start selling merch, losing all pretense of trying to make money as a website, clearly grasping at straws to pay for the servers. every comment on the rebloggable adds is negative. they’re mocking the price, the designs, the very idea of tumblr merch. they say shit like ‘no one will pay 25$ for a t-shirt with a tiny logo’ as if people don’t pay thousands for t shirts with tiny logos. so much of it doesn’t even feel like honest criticism, just people playing on the running joke that haha staff is useless and tumblr is badly run. but 1. these are neither a faceless evil corporation nor your friends, you can’t be horrid to them and expect them to be in on the joke. 2. if it’s so bad here please tell me where the fuck ever else online is better. no really. the blog search function here sucks, sure. please tell me what other social media even has one? and 3. the clothes are 100%cotton like that’s already miles above the usual quality for these things. if you’ve ever paid for licensed merch from the disney corporation i don’t want to hear a single peep from you against these.

so imagine working at tumblr. seeing all this, do you think ‘wow what a loyal userbase, worth fighting for and able to help us save this website’? or do you see a bunch of cynical shits who clearly couldn’t care less, and aren’t worth saving if they can’t appreciate what they have.

if you’re ok with tumblr dying or can’t help, that’s fine. but if you aren’t, please stop making it seem like you hate it here.

I have literally met people who think "regular" means small, other people who thinks it means medium, and other people who think it means large, so if you ask for "regular" size you are literally getting whatever the fuck I feel like. Since you don't wanna decide.

👏🏾Education 👏🏾is 👏🏾a 👏🏾right,👏🏾 not👏🏾 a👏🏾 service 👏🏾

Pass along and use the shit out of them

A glorious fuck-ton of perspective angle references (per request).

[From various sources.]

Alright kids, we're at the road stop of this long scrolling journey. Make sure to:

- Stand up and stretch

- Get a drink of water

- Grab something to eat if you're hungry

- Use the bathroom if you need it

- Unclench your jaw

You all done? Alrighty! Let's get back to the scrolling.

Billionaire Mark Cuban Opens Online Pharmacy To Provide Affordable Generic Drugs

The company was launched out of stealth last year.

The Mark Cuban Cost Plus Drugs Company (MCCPDC) is a registered pharmaceutical wholesaler and purchases drugs directly from manufacturers, bypassing middlemen to lower the price of more than 100 medications, it said in a statement.

For example, the leukemia drug imatinib is priced at $47 a month on MCCPDC compared to the $9,657 retail price.

MCCPDC CEO Alex Oshmyansky reached out to Cuban with an idea for a low-cost generic drug company in a cold email. It was launched in January last year. They were motivated in part by “Pharma Bro” Martin Shrkeli’s outrage-producing price hike of the lifesaving drug Daraprim from $13.50 to $750 per tablet while Shrkeli was CEO of Turing Pharmaceuticals. Cuban told Forbes last year the pricing for generic drugs was “ridiculous.” He said he decided to put his name on the company to “show capitalism can be compassionate and to send the message I am all in.” It’s not clear how much he had invested in the company.

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Reblog to save someone an entire paycheck, or more, on the pharmaceuticals they need.