deathisgivingmeaheadache

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As a man of science …

It’s witches

Why is it so easy to feel unloved, but so hard to feel loved?

The Circleville Herald, Ohio, August 4, 1955

Naked : Ft Kalki Koechlin and Ritabhari

ao3: and they were roommates 

me: oh my god they were roommates 

i love how fucking straightforward jurassic park was

“yeah the raptor is contained…. unless they figure out how to open doors lmao” *cuts to a raptor opening a door*

Sylvia Plath was right

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

kavinsky smoking 10 cigarettes: it’s a metaphor, ronan lynch, you put the killing thing between your teeth and then let it fucking kill you

me, going outside to talk to the stars: hey uh what the FUCK

Liability // Lorde

I’m trapped within a mind that wants to die and a heart that wants to stay alive

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Unpopular opinion because I know what a monster Monty was in 13 reasons why s2 but I really wish the writers actually listened to Timothy when he stated multiple times publicly that he would have liked to see more into Monty’s life and why he is the way he is because Timothy felt like Monty wasn’t a bad guy he was just on the wrong path but boy did creative fuck it up for that character there is no coming back from what Monty did. I think they could’ve done something better with his character instead of making him Bryce JR. 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

Me arriving at Marvel Studios at the crack of dawn tomorrow to talk about my therapy bills

Me: *on my way to Tom Holland’s house*

knock knock motherfucker guess whooo

peter : i don’t feel so good, mr stark-

me :

don’t fuck with someone’s feelings because you’re unsure about yours

(via 3amsouls)

UHM JAMAL DID NOT LIE! THEY DO TREAT HIM LIKE HE’S NOT APART OF THE GROUP AND BLAME HIM FOR ALL OF THEIR PROBLEMS! HE DESERVED TO SNAP AND THAT IS THAT ON THAT!

Not to be dramatic but Jamal Turner is the best character ever written for television and that’s the truth

On My Block (2018)

Maximize your sleeping time (aka how to be a lazy asshole and sleep in)

Would you prefer waking up at 7:50 than at 7? Or maybe you’re a Tired College Student™ like me who’s in their second semester just waiting for the sweet release of death? Either way, today I’m going to be v non-studyblr and show you how you too can be a lazy asshole and sleep in.

Lay out your clothes the night before. If you feel like trash sweater + leggins takes 2 mins to put on and feels like PJs

If you shower at night just sleep in your leggins tbh.

If you have bangs do them the night before and sleep on your back. If you can’t keep still, wear headphones bc they’ll keep you from turning. It’s better for your back anyway.

Brush your hair before bed and tie it up so that it’s faster to brush in the morning.

Tbh smoothing the ends and the top layer works just as well.

Get a Tangle Teezer. It’ll save you so much time.

If you plan on using dry shampoo, do It the night before. It’ll absorb way more oil and you just have to brush it and go in the morning.

If you wear makeup, have all your basics in one easy to reach place.

If you take the bus or sth just do your makeup there. 

If you need to wet your beauty blender, carry a mini spray bottle of water in your makeup bag.

Carry rollerballs of perfume in your backpack so that you don’t have to waste time putting it on.

Have your fucking backpack ready the night before.

Have a designated place near the door for the shit you need to carry (keys, glasses, USBs, idk). If you know what shoes you’re gonna wear, put them in front of the door and leave everything you need inside of them.

Putting on a coat is faster if it’s hung on a chair than if it’s hung on a hanger.

Breakfast is essential. Doesn’t mean you can’t just take it with you and eat it during break or on your way to school.

Make it the night before and put it in the fridge if it’’s temperature sensitive. Avocado toast can be turned into a mess free sandwich js. Also you can make overnight oats in a mason jar and take them with you.

Same with coffee. Honestly at this point just carry a bottle of it in your backpack. It lasts for like three days.

And that’s how to be a Slightly More Rested Mess. I realize this is not for everyone but hey, desperate times call for desperate meassures.

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Do u ever just feel bad like you hate everything abt urself you hate the sound of your own voice and you can feel how annoying you are with every text you send bc mood

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

i’m never good enough for anyone

not even myself

You only realise how lonely you are, when it’s night.

When you want to talk because you feel like dying.

But there’s no one there to listen to you and not judging you.

Illustrations and records of comets, planets, constellations and nebulae.

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