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Goosebumps

Now the end is nigh, the apocalypse here

This is incredible

WARNING: GHOSTS SERIES 3 SPOILERS

Since I got so much love for my s2 memes (thank you btw! 💖), I made a meme for each ghost in s3 :)

The Captain:

Julian:

Mary:

Fanny:

Robin:

Kitty:

Pat:

Thomas:

Humphrey’s body:

Humphrey’s head:

Effie: Haymitch, keep an eye on Katniss today. She's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.

Haymitch: Sure, I'd love to see Katniss get punched.

Effie: Try again.

Haymitch, sighing: I will stop Katniss from getting punched.

Tag yourself I'm chunt

straight friend groups are like: *blond girl* *chad* *the funny one* *brunette girl* *frat boy* *kyle*

gay friend groups are like: *the silent one* *asian mike* *evil steve* *freakfest tony* *jane the soulless* *desdemona the shrieker* *big vlad* *little vlad (the guy's a fucking maniac)* *chunt* *elgrad the fifth* *the freak sisters (they're two sisters but they're not related)* *len (my accountant)* *s (and that's because her name is sarah)* *abbadon* *impussa* *horvark the pit master* *mr 50s* *it's wesley sykes* *count rapula* *black vlad the exsanguinator* *gunthrapple and his brother krilsack*

life is just one ibuprofen after the other

Happy birthday David Tennant!

Wow

Choose one picture from your camera roll without downloading to sum up your personality and then tag 5 people.

(ty for the tag @feralnumberfive even tho lol this is extremely delayed, my b!!)

should you choose to vibe: @disco-tea , @iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife , @sharkneto , @eleveri , @wackyunicornart

This is such an accurate representation of how it feels to have older siblings who do well

Tag yourself in jonny

Each character in lockdown

Martin: spends all day analysing infection rates and drawing exponential graphs, shouts ‘buggering lunatic’ at Chris Whitty

Jackie: doesn’t know how much longer she can take being locked inside with Martin, starts drinking wine at 11am

Jim: waves through the window every day on his daily exercise with Milson, claps way too loud on a Thursday

Adam: using this time to write more music and post it on his youtube channel, tried to bake sourdough bread and almost burnt down the kitchen

Johnny: has been furloughed for 4 weeks and hasn’t got dressed for 3 and a half, endlessly binges Netflix and Disney +