fatality in this reality. bring me back alive in the alternate universe.
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Hale told me to give her three random words and she’ll do her best to improvise a song based on them, then this happened.
when i was 12 i babysat this girl for a few years and she would come to me and show me her art, drag me by my wrists and point at the pieces she’d made during the week. and she’d be like “do the voice” and i’d put on a sports-announcer olympics-style voice and be like “such form! this level of coloring! why i haven’t seen such perfection in crayola in a long time. and what is this? why jeff, now this is a true risk… it seems she’s made … a monochrome pink canvas…. i haven’t seen this attempted since winter 1932… and i gotta say, jeff, it’s absolutely splendid” and she’d fall back giggling. at the end of every night she’d check with me: “did you really like it?” and i’d say yes and talk about something i noticed and tucked her in.
she was just accepted into 3 major art schools. she wrote me a letter. inside was a picture from when she was younger. monochrome pink.
“thank you,” it said, “to somebody who saw the best in me.”
do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop
illustrations & art
this is my grasp of how football works: two teams of men want the ball very badly but are incapable of sharing it. one team attempts to deliver the ball to their holy ground while the other attempts to prevent this. occasionally an evil man will appear and speak curses to the men, causing them grief and dishonor
Okay this was the last straw I’m leaving the internet for fucking ever
you’re kidding
this made me laugh so fucking hard omg
This forgotten castle (Château de la Mothe-Chandeniers) was abandoned after a fire In 1932. Seeing it up close Is breathtaking. These days it seems like castles only exist in storybooks and Disney movies. What happened to the foreboding dwellings of our wealthiest ancestors? The truth of the matter is, while there are still many castles in Europe, many have fallen into disrepair and ruin over time. However, a group of preservationists in France are trying to save a 13th century castle that is slowly being reclaimed by nature. The story behind the abandoned property is just as fascinating as what’s left standing today. See an amazing video here.
when you develop a crush on someone that you have no chance with
This is one of my closest friends, Samantha. Samantha has a bunch of disabilities, and her family is struggling so much to pay for it. To quote the page, “She was born with a extremely rare genetic duplication, static encephalopathy, mild cerebral palsy, Mitochondria, gastric disorders, and more. Over the years she has had more problems, with her health issues.”
You don’t have to donate, but if you do, literally any type of money would help. You know that 4.45 you pay for starbucks? Maybe donate that instead.
That saying, if you can’t donate, PLEASE reblog this! Please. They only have 95 dollars out of 1,700$ raised, and they seriously need help. The link to her page is down below:
https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/95x9
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Kylie Jenner used a wheelchair as a prop for a photoshoot and I am very, very annoyed
(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao
words to remember
ur making me attracted to Hamilton,,, y
Oh man, you should be tbh!
I mean he was really really good looking. Literally everybody who has seen him has said so:
Hamilton’s contemporaries admired his manners and his appearance.His good friend and fellow Federalist Fisher Ames (1758–1808) rhapsodizedabout him, particularly admiring his eyes (‘‘of a deep azure, eminentlybeautiful’’) and his physical deportment (‘‘one of the most elegant of mortals’’with ‘‘easy, graceful, and polished movements’’). A male contemporarywrote of Hamilton, ‘‘His complexion was exceedingly fair and varying fromthis only by the almost feminine rosiness of his cheeks. His might be considered,as to figure and color, an uncommonly handsome face.’’
Hamilton had alight peaches and cream complexion with violet-blue eyes and auburn-red hair, allof which came together to suggest an animated beam of light
They [the crowd] stared at Hamilton in amazement, for his slender little figureand curling fair hair, tied loosely with a ribbon, made him look a mere boy,while his proud, high-bred face, the fine green broadcloth of his fashionably cutgarments _ gave him far more the appearance of a court favorite than a championof liberty. Some smiled, others grunted, but all remained to listen, for the attemptwas novel, and he was beautiful to look upon.
Although he was only about five foot seven in height and slight in build, he had acommanding air, and men and women alike were readily attracted to him. Gordon Wood
I mean
Just
look
at
him
(Quotes are from the essay “The Erotic Charisma ofAlexander Hamilton” which you can read here, it’s worth it, I promise
He is lighting fires. He is turning people against people. He is misstating the facts of what’s happening domestically, what’s happening with Muslims.
Andrea Mitchell, commenting on Donald Trump, the fascist ‘human dumpster fire’. (via liberalsarecool)
We need to stop being so polite about this and saying things like “misstating the facts”.
Donald Trump is a liar.
It’s that simple.
Donald Trump didn’t misstate facts.
Donald Trump is a liar.
(via knitmeapony)
Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
reblog if women with swords
There’s not enough space to post all of them, SO here’s links to everything he has posted (on twitter) so far : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12.
Now that new semesters have started, I thought people might need these. Enjoy your lessons!
howtobasic? is that you???
world record for most cans opened in 3 seconds
world record for most cans opened in 3 seconds
Abusive parents can say “I love you”
Abusive parents can give their kids an allowance, gifts, toys and nice things sometimes.
Abusive parents can seem like parent of the year to outsiders.
Abusive parents can defend their children from outside threats and get them in all the best schools and programs and deal with school bullies.
Abusive parents are still abusive, regardless of the things they get right or the nice things they sometimes do.
“If there’s no one beside you when your soul embarks, then I will follow you into the dark.”
my kisses used to turn you inside out
The type of person I want to be: drinks lots of water, runs 2 miles a day, stretches and does squats, eats a balanced meal, gets 8 hours of sleep The type of person I am: doesn’t drink water for 2 days, hasn’t ran or done any physical exercise since middle school gym, eats cold pizza for breakfast, gets 4 hours of sleep
there’s a lot of unspoken pressure to keep liking the things you used to like and to keep dressing the way you’ve always dressed and to never question what you believe in and basically “be yourself” has slowly morphed into “be what everyone knows you as” but trust me when i say if you just give it up and simply make decisions and take actions based purely on what would make you happy, you’ll gain a very comforting sense of self peace