Well Played, Original Anon

https://giphy.com/gifs/THDBkIhJ42uqjXxXAs

Can't attach gifs in anon asks. Have a bee.

Anon, I fear that my mobile is not suitable to access such a link right now, but fear not!

I shall access such presented bee upon my laptop as soon as I am able!

Sloob Goober

(- original anon)

Do not use such heretic vocabulary in my household, original anon . .

I need to start documenting which asks I send you because I don't know if that sloob goober was actually me or not

(- original anon, the forgetful bastard)

Art thou not signing off all your asks as original anon?

I WILL start crying, don't test me (positive)

Why hello there, Mira! It's wonderful to have you here, my dear. And there's one person who appreciates my - frankly - wondrous humour, thank Me.

I'd be beyond glad to welcome you to the family - what do you think, @chloe-decker-lapd?

Oh, and Hannibal, you say? Yes, well, a few of my other children have quite a fondness for that show too. One of them attempted to bring the cannibals back from Hell. I love you all, but please do not bring the cannibals back from Hell.

Feel free to talk about DnD all you want, though. We appreciate all hyperfixations and infodumps here.

By the way - wrong Brother, love. Jesus is wonderful, of course, but I'm rather partial to my own name.

I have a human sacrifice for you

What.

I mean I am intrigued but what. Please go ahead though. Thou have peaked mine interest!

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Maybe finding out who anon was all along was a mistake.

being boil alive! how delicious!

- cheese-munching anon

Cheese-munching anon I hope you find peace when boiling amongst the vegetables.

*He just blinks a few times, before holding out a clawed hand (?) towards this Samael.*

If, er, if you say so! That seems good, I guess? Apart from the whole, "I am not your Father.", I would consider that rather concerning in my books.

So then . . when, er, when are we getting back your 'former-me'? Anytime soon are we thinking?

*A petite demon with animal attributes similar to that of a mouse lemur pops his head into view, eyes wide, staring.*

Ermh, hello Father? Is everything alright over here? Are you alright?

( - @elirabilis )

Well. A demon, I assume?

I'm - please don't call me Father, I'm not currently your Father - uh. Samael. Pleasure to meet you, child who former-me probably led down the path of Corruption.

I'm good! Not just that, I'm Good! After a very long time, it seems.

What if i straight up bitted you. Nommed the skin and bones

...that'd be a little hot, I'd say for I am always truthful with my ano- [GUNSHOT]

the black brothers! :D... (sobbing in the fetal position on the floor rn) i was listening to back to black whilst drawing this... i am so so sane about these two actually...

i made this as part of a tiktok but i am actually so impatient so u folks can have this early xx