AU/fic Prompt Where Shen Yuan Does Not Pull Off The Ruse At All. All The Peak Lords Look At Him Like

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Qijiu in the Stardew Valley Universe

okay so my brain is ROTTING with qijiu i cannot think of anything other than qijiu, so heres a draft i wrote while i was on my morning walk and taking a break cause each day and second i think of qijiu im not exaggerating so theres gonna be some random yapping in it bear with me

Qijiu.. muah muah (yes this was the title) Kay so what the fuck is the prompt uh Domestic qijiu. Yk what fuck it stadew vlaye qiji OH MY GOD I'M A GENIOUS WAIT SHEN JIU MOVING IN FIRST AND THEN MEETING ELLIOT WHOR EMINDS HIM OF QIGE AND ALMOST DATING HIM BUT THEN YUE QINGYAUN IS FARMER AND HUAA THE MISUNDERSTANDING (poor Elliot aw my poor bby) okay so I got that one done OH WAIT AWHH I GOT MY KEYBOARD CHANGED TK BJNGQIU AND WHEN I START TYPING THEY POP OUT THE KEYBOARD AND BE DOMESTIC AHW SO SWEET anw back to qijiu! shen jiu running away from qiu jiankuo after the qiu househol it's the same anw and getting on a carriage and somehow finding a bus (he doesn't know what the fuck that is but brought a cutter just in case) and suddenly arriving at stardew valley and he sneaky sneaky nobody knew he was there but then the bus broke down and he was like what the fuck he's forced to be there anw so yeah he kinda becomes homeless for a season or two until he passed out on the beach Elliot helped him out n got him to Harvey and he woke up and like what the FUCK WHY AK I SURROUNDED BY MEN then saw haru as a nurse and relaxed a little bit not enough to relax the furrow on his brows ana yeah it was summer so Harvey said y had a heat stroke r u homeless or whether who the fuck are you and shen jiu wasn't allowed to leave til he answers so he did and mayor lewis got him a lil hut near leahs cus that's the only place left and he was like… what, what do you guys want from me you couldn't possibly be doing this without any reason or wanna benefit from me.. OH WAITTWHAT THE FUCK I GOT ANOTHER IDEA not a bad shen Jiu idea tho anw idk if I wanna place the ancient china shen Jiu or modern shen jiu but I like the idea of him accidentally time traveling and Elliot/penny found out abt him due to a scripted record of Yue qingyuan trying to find shen jiu and somebody painted shen jiu trying to help Yue qingyuan find him but then Yue qingyuan suddenly disappeared (and also the script record thingy only addressed him as head disciple of qiong ding peak and referred him as xiao-zhangmen gongzi yk shi the villgaers cant understand cus i want his name reveal to be later) and it was also wrote down ig idk Penny approached him first and then Elliot then oh wait fuck I'm gonna continue shen jius thingy first before this Anw yeah he was so doubtful and like what… and Harvey was like yeah no this boy is fucking traumatized and he tried patting shen Jiu for comfort but shen jiu subtly flinched and Visibly hissed so Harvey was like oh yeah no shit he's sexually traimayziee oh nawh in his head so shen jiu was escorted by haru to his lil hut and he didn't know what to do but Robin gave jim a lil tools like axe they gave him axe cus she's pretty kind and he needed smth to make a living out of anw so yeah he chops wod then greeted by Leah (he didn't know his ndighboir was a girl so he has been glaring st the house beside him for a while till now) and she asked for some wood, he really wanted to say no, considering everything, he doesn't know anybody here but strategically he's got no reason to refuse and it'll stunt his relationship with neihbours and he won't be able to.. do activities much!! actually no lmao he's just kind of letting his trust issue melt and trying to hold onto hope that therd be kind popel who likes to handg out with hihm so he does give her the wood andd she invits him to help her carve wood and she was like ykwhat have u tried scultikg before and he was like.. no… and then she showed an example and ahen jiu OF COURSE having the talent of qing jing peak Lord in his other lives replicates it perfectly and she was like holy shit r u sure j didn't have experience.. and shenwjih was like I had experience carving people's eye out (he said it in his head) he just stayed silent while she was woahh cool Yahoo!! then she sold it got good profit then gave some to sj since he's sorta her inspiration and he was like.. what? HUH? WHY R U GIVING ME THIS YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO EXPLOIT ME and she turns genuinely concerned for him

For all of my American followers, a quick piece:

Bonus:

if sy's brothers in the modern world are actually yqy and sj i will riot. bc sy has been subjected to their "divorced but never married" and "i will kill for you but i will not tell you that i love you" shtick that he will create spotify playlists for them, lovingly labeled as follows:

- "er-ge when da-ge fucks up again" with the sassiest breakup songs ever. sy def plays it in the car when qijiu has their monthly cold shoulder fights (yqy is tearing up). possibly includes good 4 u, abcdefu, ain't shit

- "da-ge internally" feat. the saddest and most lovesick songs ever. i feel like devil's backbone def fits. can't think much bc i am in class rn

sy and his meimei plays "bad idea right?" every now and then bc they're getting tired of qijiu's shit

Tired and dejected from the large number of people around Shen Jiu :<

As the venerated CEO of CQ and Co., there are very few who don't trust YQY. Some might think he's biased or soft, but no one ever even THINKS to doubt his unwavering integrity.

Which is why no one second guesses his testimony when he frames a completely different person for the murder of QJL. He's all misty-eyed and somber, giving a detailed testimony of the events he witnessed while on the stand.

And SJ (the accused) is frozen. Terrified, really, as he looks up at him. Because YQY walked in on him. He literally caught SJ red-handed, but there is not a trace of anxiety or even guilt on his face as he condemns some other poor soul instead.

The years pass. They don't talk about it. SJ doesn't ask. They get married.

YQY never lies again.

INSOLENT BRAT.