ex2ess

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2015 was ten years ago. You're laughing and 2015 was ten years ago

say something funny

Dracula 1931 / Renfield 2023 (1/2)

*voice that I think is my inside voice but in fact carries throughout a room without my consent* MY DEAR FRIENDS, colleagues, comrades in arms, the kind young woman who helped me when I got hopelessly lost in the MRT yesterday: GOOD MORNING! Can you believe it? It is half way through November and nearly December and Christmas!

This is a friendly yet forceful reminder, that Alex Rider - against all odds still a teenager, has killed approximately 15 people and made terrible puns about it but still mourns his late maths homework, proud wearer of frosted tips like a hacker in a 90s movie, rode a horse he hated into a train tunnel after a girl he also hated - once escaped a fake private school in which a clone of a megalomaniacal neo-Nazi had been surgically altered to look like him, RETURNED TO THAT SCHOOL to flush out said neo-Nazi, and later got a Facebook friend request from the clone and rejected it BECAUSE HE DIDNT REMEMBER WHO THEY WERE.

It’s been tough recently, so let us take this specific Alex energy with us into December and the new year: let us never give up a fight -I believe that we can gather ourselves and go back and this time with a fucking snowmobile. Our crisis haircut doesn’t define us, even when our friends lie and say it’s ok. Most importantly it’s always justified to refuse a Facebook request from a weirdo who we don’t remember spouting rubbish.

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

i have to PRETEND i have to DAYDREAM or i will KILL MYSELF

Reblog

Pride Month is over it's time to return to my little hole under the bridge with the little orange troll from Dora and Mariah Carey

local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

It's a need

i am sosososo sorry to potentially bother you but HAVE YOU SEEN THIS.,,

i have now

have you been to a buc-ee's

Nope!

Why do you like Breaking Bad? It's such a masc interest

DO YOU HAVE A BRAIN THAT YOU USE

bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?

tumblr users will see the word shrimp and black out and hit reblog without reading the rest of the post

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my bf and I have the same fucking brain

Girl we been knew how to draw

does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles

real talk, yassen is insane for only sleeping 4 hours every 24 hours. baby that is not enough sleep. i know you're like peak health or whatever but that's only enough sleep to live, not thrive. how are you awake and alert everyday. whats wrong with you.

the alex rider series asks hard questions like "what if we put a reckless 14 year old in situations so stressful the average adult wouldn't be able to handle them" and ignores several others like "what is the actual timeline"

hey girl are you gold and mercury. because. AuHg

Vote for me if elected I will mandate 4 hours of play time

#WriteInRicky

Your reblogs are how I know you're still alive

jason graces arms should be as defined as his legs because he runs on all fours like a wolf send tweet

Me every time I see u @leodog896