Thinking About That Time When I Was Hanging Out With My Friends (we Were All In The Same Room But Doing

I think in the last season of supernatural The Empty was more active not because of its plans with Death but that every time it tried to sleep the song heat of the moment kept playing in repeat.

I shouldn't be alone in my own thoughts, cause now that I know bees communicate by dancing, I imagine them breakdancing to explain why they divorced to the kids or announcing the fact that grandma bee won't be there at Christmas.

I need help convincing my mother to name the cat we are getting tomorrow Megatron, any ideas how?

As a person who wears glasses it's true because I trust you enough to not destroy the only things that allows me to see the world, it also means that I appreciate you enough to overlook the fact that I have your finger prints all over my glasses and that will spend the next three minutes clean them up

Glasses people love to make you try their glasses on to see how fucked up their eyes are. It's a sign of respect in their culture.