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“i was told

I was told, and I quote,

‘Connoreatspants 

𝔂𝓸𝓾'𝓿𝓮 𝓫𝓮𝓮𝓷 𝓼𝓬𝓪𝓶𝓶𝓮𝓭 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓯𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓮𝓻 𝓰𝓮𝓽 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓾𝓬𝓴 𝓼𝓱𝓮𝓭.’“

" WHAT THE FUCK "

does anybody know where the post about Schlatt and the way he acted at tubbo’s execution is? I remember a quote from it saying “I’m glad schlatt didn’t stream his pov because that alone was enough to terrify me.” or something like that. I tried looking for it but for some reason I can’t find it.

The good ol' days :)

ok so it’s 1 in the morning and i had a thought

dream smp au where it’s the same world as smplive, just a different part of the world. the part of the world that smplive was in blew up and the only survivors were schlatt, connor, and wilbur (pretty sure phil and techno were on like once so them too). so, since everyone else died, sometimes tubbo will say something particularly stupid and schlatt (this is before the whole dying thing) will say something like “you sound like travis” and tubbo will say “who’s travis?” and he’d just remember that oh. yeah. he’s dead. they’re all dead.

i just think that’d be a cool concept

Tommy’s stream summed up tbh.

Too late to save...

____

Mmm the irony of Schlatt spiralling into alcholism and dying, right before Connor arrives.

wat

the four horsemen

// dreamsmp spoilers (?)

heart failure go bupbup bupbup EEEEEEEEEEEEE

So, when goats and foxes scream it often gets mistaken for humans in distress, right?

Anyway it's 3 am in manburg, and people are woken by what sounds like two people being brutally murdered.

They grab their weapons and armor and run outside, but turns out It's just Schlatt and Fundy screaming their souls out into the night again

JSchlatt but make him Bill Cipher??? Whaaaat??

Also let him in the smp!!

My idea for this is like, Schlatt catches all of the pogtopians before Wilbur can light the TNT at the festival and SOMEONE has to step in to save them 😌

That time when Techno and schlatt teamed up in Minecraft Monday and spawned a wither during build battle hits different

okay but consider lunch club on the dreamsmp

and no im not just making this post because i wrote them into my fic and really like how i wrote them shut up

 - carson just goes around making fun of all the roleplay, since he’s been doing that anyway but now he can do it in person and honestly good for him, probably follows dream around too since he thinks it’d be funny and takes nothing seriously (also insists they try and get pokimane on)

 - cooper lives up to his fish man dreams and builds an under water house and no one has seen him since, barely logs on but when he does he doesn’t interact with the dreamsmp or l’manberg at all

 - ted called schlatt schlag one (1) too many times and has not been seen since, we can assume he’s dead or probably hanging out with techno and phil since he seems the type to fill in for pete for the antarctic empire 2 electric boogaloo

 - charlie heard schlatt say “apple” once, had a ptsd episode to the god video and just DIPPED, was offered to join the quackity necromancer gang but is far too scared of schlatt to even touch that shit with a ten meter pole

 - noah is the only one actually managing, probably joined l’manberg at some point and now actually contributing to the tubbo administration, he’s honestly just the only one actually doing something useful

 - travis started hanging out with badboyhalo and ended up accidentally being drawn into the badlands, now looking for chaos and nothing else on the smp

"Yeah, yeah, Loverboy, I've had enough out of your mouth. I'm not gonna kill anyone else, what do I- do I look like a bad guy? Do I look like a bad guy to you?"

This has become a goat man stan account. You have been warned.

oh btw can i just say that ive always loved jschlatts character so fucking much. SO much ever since the early days of smplive, and now hes only developing it more. im a fucking sucker for crazed men that adopt children and think theyre above others

there's Ghost - Wilbur. But where's Ghost Schlatt? [CLICK FOR BETTER QUALITY]

He'd be, like, a dead Among Us Impostor, just sabotaging everyone.

[pls be nice, this was just a v quick sketch in the train--]

TikTok is sometimes funny

I have finally drawn Jschlatt, the goblin trash man. Blegh.

MY SISTER KEEPS SENDING ME CURSED ASS ROBLOX MEMES, SO I TURNED THEM INTO MCYT’S:

WILBUR

PHILZA

ALSO PHILZA

TECHNOBLADE

SCHLATT

QUACKITY

ALSO SCHLATT

TOMMYINNIT

TUBBO

ALSO TOMMY

you know what? fuck you *un l's your manburg*

Ghost Schlatt Ghost Schlatt

Ghost Schlatt Ghost Schlatt

dey are friends in da afterlife

My logical side of my brain says to not make a part 2

Dad schlatt au where fundy asks him to walk him down the Isle instead of Wilbur,,,,

g o a t

I need more Schlatt and Ty adventures.

oh godohfuck