Short Flight

Fast and Furious!

Well done Joel!

Big mood. Just, giant mood.

"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

This is a thing of perfection to me; this dude is the embodiment of what we've all wanted to do at least one person who has no respect for the people, things, or animals around us and it's beautiful.

The Outbursts of Everett True was a comic strip that ran in papers from 1905 to 1927, wherein the aforementioned Everett True regularly beat the everliving shit out of rude people as a warning to anyone else who might consider being rude. Men have not only been taking up too much room on public transport for about as long as public transport has existed, but the people around them have been irritated about it for at least a hundred years. The next time someone tries to claim that manspreading is a false phenomenon, please direct them to this strip so that Everett True can correct their misconceptions with an umbrella upside the head.

autism is like. i am so smart and good at things. if you scrape a fork against a bowl i will crawl up the wall like a lizard

Wait...you mean to tell me, Spirit Halloween is an American thing??? Y'all don't even have, like, an equivalent with a store opening up only about once a month in a year??? This feels crazy.

are you telling me americans have stores that open up SPECIFICALLY for halloween and just. dont exist any other time of the year. you people are insane

LGBTQ+ Headcanons (LMK)

Please remember that these are only headcanons, if you disagree with me then that's all chill.

MK: Trans, also bisexual. I'll admit, I don't normally headcanon characters as trans unless the narrative is trans coded, but there's a rather particular line that caused this headcanon. When the spider queen's minions would call him 'Monkey boy' he'd shot back that he's a "monkey man" which seemed odd to me as he doesn't seem to be the type to be insecure about his masculinity and with him declaring himself as the "monkey kid" he certainly isn't insecure about being seen as a kid. The only thing that made sense for why he'd do that was that he just likes to randomly declare himself as a man, which just seems like a very trans thing to do.

Pigsy: Bi, no known preference.

Tang: Gay.

Sandy: AroAce spec. He can feel both romantic and sexual attraction, but he needs to get to know them properly first.

Mei: Bi, with a preference towards men.

Monkey King: Pan.

Macaque: Pan.

Red Son: Bi, with a preference towards men.

DBK: Straight.

Princess Iron Fan: Straight.

Spider Queen: Bi, no known preference.

Syntax: Gay asexual.

Huntsman: He's honestly just into someone being able to kill him if needed, lol.

Ne Zha: AroAce.

Lady Bone Demon: AroAce.

The "mayor": I don't know what the fuck he his but he ain't straight.

Azure: Pan.

Peng: No clue, but he ain't straight.

Yellow tusk: Gay.

Hi, hello, I am a real person. As proof here are pictures of my cats with their names.

I am a child of divorce

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO. LOOK WHAT WE'VE BECOME.

"Tell Tommy that I hope he finds what he is looking for, whatever that is."