Me With Any Random Object

Oh OH OHHHH LETS GOOOO THIS IS AMAZING

Y’all should watch The Edge of Sleep…

This sounds like a old cartoon

You are an assassin with a reputation for pulling of very public hits without being noticed. You achieve this not by being extremely stealthy, but by making sure that your kills are so absurd and ridiculous that no one would ever believe the witnesses if they told their stories.

OH MY GOSH

Yes

I completely forgot about that

“Becky made this gif for me: It’s me holding Baby, one of my favorite cast members for the Percy Jackson TV show. Baby has a short role, but it’s an Emmy contender.“ -Rick Riordan

found thanks to @/PercyJacksoon on Twitter

Me: Imagine the potential in Henry having a pliable ink body. 

Brain: Yeah imagine the minor body horror

Me: Th-…the what-

Is this an AU now? I think it might be. 

There are so many things I want to say about this post

1. When the fuck did this happen

2. HA

3. Did you really have to use the Deastel scene for this.

4. FUCK YOU DILLIAN HA you see your hero and the only reason you picked Romania for that project, is a human trafficker (ig?)

5. HAHA

an absolutely insane way to end this year 

Moms be like: I birthed you. I brought you in and I can take you out

Me: go ahead, take me out, I didn't ask to be born, anyways if you do kill me then you will go to jail for murder

Adults: ohhh looks who has a rebellious phase

Me: this aint a "rebellious phase" this is me realizing that I am treated like shit and that I see no reason to give you respect when you wouldn't even give me a second to talk

My 6th grade english and writing teacher: Kids should be seen and not heard. As a child you can do nothing

Me: oh hell nah you did not just say that to my face.

Why are older people like this

FOUND THE BITCH

Anyone remember a post from Tumblr past, where somebody said something about being tired of having teenage chosen ones and they wish someone would write one that's older? Because my older sister did that and it's getting published in April.

Edit to add her link tree to help with preordering, if anyone would like :

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E.M. Anderson (she/her) | Twitter | Linktree

THE REMARKABLE RETIREMENT OF EDNA FISHER (Hansen House Books 2023)

Agreed

Political power in medieval Germany was always split between, on the one hand, the few major families whose power could rival or at least threaten the Holy Roman Emperor, and on the other hand, a collection of independent towns and smallholders. The balance of power was, one could say, between five guys, burghers, and freis.

These two girls fell asleep on a bus on our way to a basketball game and it's 5 pm and-

I ship them now

I dont know why but its giving