Felix: When I Get Murdered, Make Sure My Case Is Unsolved.

Young K: Wow! Watching 4 kids is hard!

Jinyoung: Ah! 4? Try 6!

Hongjoong: 6!? 6!? Get outta here. What about 7!

Chan: Losers! I have 8! EIGHT!

Coups: I have 12! You guys be grateful!

Taeyong: I HAVEN'T EVEN MET ALL MY KIDS YET! *slamming table* I. Keep. Getting. More. *looks*

Edit: I had to change San to Hongjoong because I got so many hate comments...

My nails on any metalic surface or anything i hold that vibrates

ppl w adhd and autism reblog and add what texture is so awful it haunts your dreams its okay if its incredibly specific ill go first: scratching my nails on a car

sleepy

WHY SHOULD YOU READ THIS BOOK?

GENDERBENT QUEER KING ARTHUR. IN SPACE.

No, really, Arthur #42 is an Arabic immigrant named Ari on the run from the corporation that pretty much runs the galaxy. She’s also pansexual.

Merlin, who has aged backwards and is now 17, is gay. (Yes, he totally had a thing for one of the previous Arthurs and finds love again this time with one of the crew)

RENFAIRE PLANET. Yes, tacky cheesy renaissance festival themed planet.

With the most badass bisexual queen, Gwen.

Absolutely the most amazingly diverse queer cast. Srsly, of the main crew, there is only one cishet character in the main cast. ONE.

There’s an AroAce knight, a demigender knight and a non-binary knight (who’s pretty much considered the hottest of the crew)

SWORD WIELDING LADIES KICKING ASS. 

it’s a perfect cocktail of Arthurian lore and space opera

DRAGONS

I cannot say much about Morgana without spoilers, but I absolutely love the angle they went with her character.

READ IT NOW. Second book comes out in 2020!

Didn’t Jungkook peel a pineapple with his bare hands though?

[Kpop Maknaes]

*Everyone sitting at a meeting table*

Jungkook, clapping his hands: The first maknae meeting has commenced. Let’s have personal introductions.

I.N: I'm–…gold I.N

Jisung: I’m Pwark Jisung

*the pen in his hands falls and drops to the floor*

*Jisung awkwardly scratching his neck*

Jungkook, looking at the last one: What about you?

Jongho, holding an apple in his hands with a wide eyed stare: *breaks apple in half*

Jungkook, clearly disturbed: uh– first reminder, not to get on Jongho’s bad side.

Cowards won’t Reblog

me: *constantly makes gay jokes in front of family, wears rainbow pin and stickers, talks about gay celebrities and tv shows*

family: are you gay?

me:

seriously how the fuck does he still have that thing

bakusquad apocalypse au part 2!!! :D

teacher: most kings in the past were bi

me, internally: don't say it don't say it don't say it don't say it

me: same