Latest Posts by gl1tch-01 - Page 3

do you want to hunt me for sport later

step 1: get sexy

step 2: let no one hit

When he comes inside but doesn't pull out and stays in you so long he gets hard again and fucks you full of more and more of his cum >>>>

drinking is about getting a little silly. it’s also about getting that primal feeling deep in your pelvis that you need to be fucked or you’re gonna die

my earnest hope for 2025 is that everyone embraces being a little weirder and freakier and less judgmental bc we will all be better off for it like to charge reblog to cast

Apologetic cnc. "I'm sorry, I'm so fucking sorry" as he forces another inch into you, feeling too good for him to stop.

“wtf is wrong with you”

you mean like today or like in general?

Would really love to have him fucking me from behind with his hand around my neck and his teeth in my shoulder but here we are….

Mmm so sleepy if only there was someone hugging me while thrusting their cock slowly up my cunt while kissing me on the forehead then the tip of my ear then my cheek and then my neck until I fell asleep

Not wearing anything to bed so they have easier access, going to sleep naked so if they feel the need they can just.. spread my legs and slip inside! Nice n easy, cum in me before I wake up! Wake me up with you deep in me as you’re pounding into me :((!!

i have suuuuuuper soft and gropeable titties btw, just letting u know ty for coming to my ted talk

she says I'm a good girl :3

“open your fucking legs or it’s going in your ass” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🫠🫠

Don’t pull out. I have separation anxiety 🥺

Need a dick to cockwarm through the night or I will actually genuinely lose it

i’m insane but at least i got pretty eyes

"Must be nice to daydream so much you get to think up all sorts of stuff"

I cannot function actually.

My entire balance is thrown off. All I can think of is my daydreams. They encompass everything I do and I can't even do "simple" tasks.

Go play What Remains Of Edith Finch and tell me it sounds "nice".

man with horns >>>>>>

“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.

Au where Sayu gets the Death Note but instead of becoming Kira, she just becomes best friends with Ryuk

They have fun playing dance dance revolution and messing with people by having Sayu pretend to be a psychic while Ryuk throws stuff around

All hail Mihael Keehl, the father of cunt

miss ann thrope

The fact I'm about to go to bed and don't have someone that's going to use me well I sleep is criminal. Hate being single 😤

tbh i talk a lotta shit for someone with a rice purity score of 94

"bestie we are having you put down" I say as i look in the mirror and realize i spent 5 hours reading smut

thinking about your older bf!simon that cannot cope with being far from you.

when you’re in the shower, he’s sat on the lid of the toilet on his phone (watching those rug cleaning videos) enjoying your faint singing under the stream of water, the smell of your body wash on the cloud of steam- ready to pass you a towel or get your back.

when you’re at your desk, working from home or studying, he’s just on the other side of it reading the paper with one outstretched leg tangled with both of yours. he’s dead quiet when you’re on a call, just happy to be around.

when you’re doing laundry, collecting the clothes in the hamper and crouching to stuff them into the washer- turning around and accidentally colliding with a thick wall of muscle.

“sorry, love”

he steps aside but you can hear his soft footfalls as he continues to follow you throughout your home.

when you’re both watching something on the couch, what starts as his pinky locked with yours turns into his arm around your waist. that turns into your head on his chest, which culminates with you falling asleep in his lap with his cheek on your head and soft snores emanating from his lips.

when you grocery shop, you push the trolley but his chest is to your back, arms either side of you and hands clasped over yours on the handle. you can thank his military training for his uncanny ability to tell exactly when you’ll stop walking.

when he wakes up in the middle of the night, on a rare occasion when you’ve managed to slip out of bed without him realising, he’s immediately in a panic calling your name.

“in here, my love”

as soon as his heart settles, he realises the bathroom light was probably a dead giveaway. you’re taking a wee, you’ll be back in a minute.

that doesn’t stop a sleepy simon from leaning in the doorframe, shielding his eyes from the big light as he waits for you to finish up.

even on the short walk back to bed, you can feel fingers twisted in the back of your shirt- almost like you’re leading the way.

minute you’re both on the mattress, you’re being wrapped up in his arms, slotting you perfectly into the curve of his front- almost like you’re made for him.

(and you are)

Soap refuses to wear condoms, insists he's tracking your cycle and everything will be fine. Except when you text him: "Good news I got my period" and his immediate response is: "How's that good news?" you realize you misunderstood what he was tracking.

Ghost's just the type of dad that always has a kid hanging onto him. The sort of adult that other adults are spooked by, but kids just walk right up to. He never crouches down to their level just stares down at them until they inevitably ask "why're you so big" and he grunts out a "ate all my vegetables" which always makes the kid stick their tongue out and grimace. Then they'll stand next to him and info dump about whatever they're doing while Ghost watches his own kid fall off the monkey bars.

simon who's been in the military so long that sometimes he can't function without someone giving him instruction.

simon who will come to you at all hours of the day, just staring at you in hopes you give him a task to do.

"Simon can you grab-" he's already getting up

"Simon can you cook that chicken in the f-" he's already putting on an apron

"Simon can-" yes. he will. he can and he must. its compulsory at this point.

doesn't need or ask for praise when he completes the task at hand, but will be over the MOON if you do. even a simple "thanks, Si," gets him wagging his tail.