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omg claire emslie the woman that you are <3
New house and hopefully new puppy soon
if not new puppy they can adopt me
that midge, jenna and ali moment was so beautiful and cute! if anyone got it on video pls post it!
Jac said it in an interview. and patti confirmed it :(
no AAA season 2... 😭
Let the bird bowl begin!
I am gonna root for gotham peeps! Tough choice but.... GO BATS!!!
somebody needs to convert this into a fanfic...
Christen is cruel if she purposely chose that yoga retreat so that Tobin would be forced to finally do yoga with her after saying no for so many years 😭
She’s trying to make Tobin more flexible isn’t she 🫣 😏
Tobin's Yoga retreat diary
Day 1:
This is humiliating.
Christen's ass looks awesome in yoga pants.
I'm not allowed to sleep next to Christen.
I guess the goal of this retreat is to get flexible enough to spoon yourself.
Day 2:
I Googled, "why is my kidney itching after Yoga". The results did not cease my worry.
Teacher said i have a weak Cobra. I don't know what this means but Christen smiled when the teacher said it so i don't think it's deadly.
Day 3:
Scoped out the place, the guards take 5 minute meditation breaks every 2 hours. Escape plan has been hatched.
Christen wanted to do a guided meditation with donkey's.
It's hard to meditate when a donkey poops on you.
Day 4:
I sneezed during meditation.
The stares that followed unlocked a new fear in me.
Christen's kisses are the only thing keeping me alive.
Day 5:
Tried to escape yesterday.
It did not go well.
I punctured a lung.
Guards put me in the meditation pit.
They lower down food twice a day.
Day 6:
Got spooned by a naked mole-rat.
Christen got jealous and demanded i be released from the pit.
I build a fire pit for us.
Only injured 6 fingers and 3 toes.
Day 7:
TOBY IS FREEEEEE
Injury update
Back is still aching Fingers and toes are sprained Got naked mole-rat fever Lung still punctured Kidney's still itchy Broke three ribs trying to spoon myself
That hug between lindsey and DVD meant everything to me.
