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Anyone else feel like Minecraft is entering a steam punk era? It started with the copper, then with the copper variants we got in the trial chambers and all the redstone stuff recently. And I mean come ON the happy ghasts harnesses??? The fact that they’re basically living hot air balloons??? Please tell me it’s not just me
I’ve realized that now that I have a tumblr I can actually post my old art!! This is a sleepy kai I drew back in 2022 ^^
The brain worms are making out sloppy style
Expanding on Lloyd’s nesting habit
In the winter time he straight up steals Kai outta his bed to add him to the nest. Often times he’s either barely awake or sleepwalking.
In the summer months Zane gets the same treatment. They’ve all just sort of accepted this reality and go along with it
When hes really tired he collects his friends/family and they act as his horde
Ain’t got the energy to do jack else 🫶
Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.
I put my hair up so you KNOW it’s time to get serious
Says the guy ACTUALLY saving souls.
Your orders here 🥰 sorry it took so long boss caught me and made me take all the deliveries 😔
Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!
kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)
cole: matcha latte
zane: hot chocolate
jay: lots of cream and sugar
nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup
pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites
garmadon: decaf
lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]
misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching
wu: tea. thats not even a hc
morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]
🫡 understood.
I’m sure boss won’t mind if I take a slightly longer break,,,
Otw with the hot choccy . You deserve it
Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!
kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)
cole: matcha latte
zane: hot chocolate
jay: lots of cream and sugar
nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup
pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites
garmadon: decaf
lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]
misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching
wu: tea. thats not even a hc
morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]
I’ll see if I can some to you but there’s no way I’m making it to the spectral lands and back in 20 minutes 😔
Stay strong morro, hot choccy is waiting for you
Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!
kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)
cole: matcha latte
zane: hot chocolate
jay: lots of cream and sugar
nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup
pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites
garmadon: decaf
lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]
misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching
wu: tea. thats not even a hc
morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]
Barista client confidently isn’t required 🤷
Make sure to give yourself a break now and then. What you’re doing is noble but even ghosts need a break. I’ll have a hot chocolate waiting whenever your ready ^^
Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!
kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)
cole: matcha latte
zane: hot chocolate
jay: lots of cream and sugar
nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup
pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites
garmadon: decaf
lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]
misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching
wu: tea. thats not even a hc
morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]
Crisis averted I came up with more angst and have to see it through 👍
Guys if i disappear from the ninjago fandom for a bit i am so sorry, ive been possessed by a musically induced alien spore <3
👀☕️Totally not the barista
Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!
kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)
cole: matcha latte
zane: hot chocolate
jay: lots of cream and sugar
nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup
pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites
garmadon: decaf
lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]
misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching
wu: tea. thats not even a hc
morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]
Guys if i disappear from the ninjago fandom for a bit i am so sorry, ive been possessed by a musically induced alien spore <3
All the ninja have a caffeine addiction
Can’t sleep bc nightmares so they substitute sleep for energy drinks or coffee or what have you (they all get onto each other for it.)
I come home and everyone’s freaking out about leaks wtf happened 😭😭
Dragons rising spoilers
HEY I JUST REALIZED JAY AND NYA BOTH LANDED IN THE REALM OF MADNESS AFTER THE MERGE 😭😭 god nyas gonna beat herself up for not getting to him first
Ninjago headcanons: spinjitsu fam edition (spoiler free)
Lloyd and morro picked up a lot of the same mannerisms from Wu, however it’s a lot more obvious in morro and he can actually make tea properly.
Mystake is the auntie of the family I don’t make the rules.
FSM was just as “there’s something I haven’t told you” as Wu.
Not necessarily a hc but imagine the pain of watching your child slowly corrupt, knowing he’s going to be taken advantage of by the origin of evil and not being able to do ANYTHING about it
That’s all today. Sorry it’s shorter then normal all my brain cells have gone to my au (which you can read here if you’d like 👉👈)
Lost and found, ninjago apocalypse au master post
Once I finish an arch it will be uploaded to Ao3 which is linked here
Summary: a year or so after Lloyd garmadon was expelled from darklys, he found himself in the land of the lost. Unable to learn his destiny and stop the overlord ninjago has been plunged into an apocalyptic hell, forcing the remaining ninja to defend the survivors and try to find an alternative solution to their darkest days yet.
Arc 1: buried treasure
-Part 1: New Arrival
-Part 2: Butterfly Effect
-Part 3: Comic Relief
-Part 4: one mans trash
Arc 2: x marks the spot
-Part 1: the rock meets a hard place
Arc 3: green is not my color
Arc 4: understudy
Arc 5: the apple doesn’t fall far
Arc 6: cave in
Arc 7: gilded
Arc 8: family drama
Arc 9: rest and reunite
Tags:
Lost!lloyd ninjago
Lost and found ninjago
Asks for this au are more welcome, including ones directed at the characters ^^ there will be no oc’s in this fic
Lost and found, arc 1: buried treasure
Part 2: butterfly effect
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Jay wheezed as he made his way down the tunnel. His chest heaving with effort as he pulled his custom gas mask down off his face, taking deep breaths as he let the bag of supplies slip to the ground. “Is it me or is it like, WAY worse out there today?”
Zane nodded, shifting his own bag as it weighed down his shoulders “the fog has gotten thicker it seems. It’s most troubling. You should refrain from making these supplies runs with me so often.”
Jay rolled “yeah and leave you open to the mudders while I’m at it? No way.” He stretched before knocking on the thinned out section of rock thrice, groaning as he picked up his bag once more.
The earth parted, welcoming them inside both inside “please tell me you have some good news?” Cole pleaded, closing the tunnel behind them
“Uuuuh we didn’t get pomled by stone warriors or suffocate in the fog? Oh. And got decent supplies” jay shrugged, waltzing into the underground safe haven with Zane.
“Most of the stores and homes in the area have already been raided. We need to get to the next town soon.” Zane explained
Cole sighed “the constricti are trying to get the next tunnel finished, but they keep breaking through to soon and getting fogged. I do what I can to plug it before it gets to bad but I can’t supervise expansion AND man the door.” He rubbed at the bridge of his nose
Jay hummed, the gears in his head turning “I could try and make a sensor that-“
“Out of the question” Cole said sternly “you are not risking getting that close to the city for parts”
“Wha- there are other junk yards!!”
“Are any of them within travel distance AND away from ninjago city?”
“…no” jay sighed “but I know if I can get the parts I can-!”
“The answer is no jay. We can’t risk losing another elemental master. We need you here.. I need you..”
Jay opened his mouth to protest. But closed it. “I. Fine.” He sighed.
Zane looked between his two partners, then down at the ground “I miss him as well.” He muttered, saying the quiet part out loud.
“..we all do tin can..” Cole sighed solemnly, putting his arm around the ninjaroid, giving him a slight squeeze before holding his free hand out to jay
“He’s still out there.” Jay pointed out, interlacing his fingers with Cole’s.
Zane leaned against the master of earth “Yes but. It’s. Not truly him. Not anymore. Our kai.. he’s-”
“Don’t. Don’t say it. If we- if we lose hope, if we give up on him.. then we might as well stop trying. These people need us. They need us to have hope. To keep our heads up and get them through the day.” Cole, ever the leader, emphasized
“…I know.” Zane looked away. “I simply. Struggle with it….how is Misako doing?” Zane asked, trying to change the subject
“…still looking for the green ninja..” Cole shook his solemnly. “She thinks he could still be out there but..”
“If her son was still on the surface it’s unlikely he would have survived this long” Zane finished, “or at the very least would’ve been corrupted like the others.”
“Yeah. That. Thanks zane.”
“You are welcome Cole.”
“Come on. Let’s get these supplies put away. “ Cole suggested, taking jays bag from him.
Keeping track of time in the underground was.. rough to say the least. He wasn’t sure how long it had been since the overlord took over ninjago. Years, definitely.
They’d lost so many people to his corrupting mud and deadly fog.. none of this would’ve happened if they’d found the green ninja. Without him, they hadn’t stood a chance against the origin of evil itself. Garmadon was as good as dead. Wu had gone missing a year or so ago. Nya was one of the first to be corrupted.. they had been trying to evacuate a town, but they were overrun and- and they got her. Kai had stayed behind to buy them time to escape.. and to make sure Nya wasn’t alone for what came next.
Cole had managed to bring people under ground using his elemental power, much to this dismay of the serpentine (though eventually they came to an agreement), he wasn’t sure if there were any survivors topside anymore. So many people crammed in this cavern..
They’d found kai and nyas parents, it turned out they’d been trapped down here the whole time by the master of time, zane was the one to break the news to them that they’d both..
It was horrible. All of it. There was no other word for it. And there was no way out of it.
The green ninja was dead. He had to be at this point. And if he was still alive the overlord would squash him like a before they could train him. Cole was pretty sure the only reason any of them were still alive was for his entertainment, something to chase and terrorize.
“Cole? Are you alright?” Zane asked, gently placing his hand on Cole’s arm
Cole blinked, realizing he’d been spiraling again “yeah I’m. I’m fine Zane..” he took a deep breath. “Just. Tired.”
Jay frowned “if you turn into a creepy statue from over use of your powers I am NOT making your ass an automaton.”
Cole burst out laughing “I- what?! Why would I be a statue?!”
Jay shrugged “ I dunno, I was just trying to shock you out of that spiral “ he gave a small witty smile, highlighting his joke with a small static shock to Cole’s shoulder. “Worked though”
Cole gave him a soft smile “thanks sparky” he said, putting an arm around the master of lightning
Lost and found, arc 1: buried treasure
Part 1: new arrival
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Lloyd wasn’t sure how long ago he’d left darklys (totally because they weren’t good enough for HIM) a year? Two maybe?
It didn’t really matter.
He’d been alone for long enough it hurt.
He missed Brad.
He missed mom.
He missed.. dad.
Neither of them ever picked him up. Neither of them ever showed.
Lloyd did what he could to make it through each day but. Wondering around on your own left you hungry.. and. Lost..
The young garmadon had no CLUE where he was. Or where to go.
So, he did the only thing he could, he wondered the land of ninjago in search of food and shelter.
“This is so stupid” he huffed, he’d grown accustomed to talking to the wind
“that stupid school wouldn’t know evil if it hit them in the face!” His face scrunched into a scowl, he drew his leg back, attempting to kick up a patch of sand, landing square on his back instead with a resounding ‘oomf’
“AGH!” He shouted in frustration “can’t even kick SAND right. Gene was right.. maybe I am better off lost..” his red eyes welled up with tears, he shoved his sandy palms to his face, trying to stop himself from crying, failing miserably as he had everything else in his young life
He sniffled as the wind blew sand over and around him. He felt as if he could just stay right there and let the earth swallow him up like a peice of gum
His heart stopped as the realization hit him, the earth was swallowing him.
He was sinking.
it wasn’t his imagination
His tears turned from despair to fear as he desperately tried to scramble away as the earth tried to swallow him whole “HELP!! SOMEBODY”
He screamed at the top of his little lungs, trying to grab onto something, ANYTHING to avoid getting sucked in but it didn’t matter.
His hand slipped from the sand as he screamed. Sure he would die. The earth around him became so.. warm. Comforting almost. Then hot. Scolding. Unbearable before-
PHWOOSH
The lord terror in training shot right out of the earth in a firey geyser. His screaming followed by the thud of his tiny body smacking into sandstone and a snap
Lloyd yelped,pushing himself to a sitting position, wincing as shook the sand out of his hair and he blinked the sun out of his eyes
“Where the hell AM i..?” He frowned, taking in his surroundings. Piles of junk cascaded nearly every inch of the place. He was lucky he didn’t skewered.. “is. Is anyone here..?” He asked meekly to the garbage heeps
Something clattered nearby
“Hello?” The frail boy asked, trying to push himself to his feet only to be met with pain in his ankle. He seethed from the white hot fury of putting any weight on it “h-hey-! I need help!! If some one’s there you should. Uh. You should come out already!!”
This time Lloyd’s cries were met. A purple faced teen with teeth the size of Lloyd’s wrist poked their head out. “Are you.. hurt?” They tilted their head to the side. Trying to get a look at the boy from a safe spot.
“Obviously!!” Lloyd rolled his eyes “I just fell like a bazillion feet!!”
The teen chuckled, making their way over to young new comer “the geysers don’t get quite that high,”
Lloyd tensed. “Well it sure felt that high… where even is this place?”
“This. Is the land of the lost.” The purple one explained, kneeling by Lloyd and checking on his ankle before grabbing pieces of scrap metal “I’m geo.”
“land of the lost? Am I supposed to know what that is?”
“No, probably not. It’s just a place where everything that gets, well, lost, ends up.” Geo shrugged, setting the prices of metal on either side of the frail child’s ankle, hovering his hand over it. It glowed as the peices fused together.
“Woah.. how did you do that?!” Lloyd gasped
“I donno. I’ve just. Always been able to?”
“That’s so cool..! Can you teach me?”
“Uh. I can try to? but first What was your name?”
“Oh uh,” the smaller boy hesitated “Lloyd. Lloyd garmadon.
“Well Lloyd,” geo offered his hand, pulling his new friend to his feet and acting as a crutch for him “I say we worry about that ankle first, and then we talk about cool powers, ok?”
“yeah. Ok.” Lloyd smiled for what felt like the first time in ages.
And suddenly, he didn’t feel so lost anymore.
Weellll since you asked so nicely
Since garmadon was far from a normal child after getting bitten his relationship with Wu was rocky to say the least, they didnt “play” as much as normal sibblings. Once garmadon is cured via Lloyd’s golden power, he tries to make up for lost time and engage in childish fun with his younger brother (as much as they can in their old age lol)
ask and thou shall receive! order up for @hellsballz!
Ninjago head canons: SPINJITZU BROTHERS EDITION
-Wu being absolutely CRUSHED by garmadon’s corruption, especially bc he blames himself
-garmadon does still care about his brother post corruption, but the normal sibbling mischief twists into attempts at his life
-TSM taking them on trips to verious now ancient monuments where they TOTALLY left graffiti that has baffled archeologists ever since
-he only took them bc every time he leaves them in the monastery alone he comes back and their mischief has caused considerably damage then it does when he’s able to supervise them
-they both have scars from rough housing when they were little, when the ninja ask about wu’s he says it’s from garmadon. They think something HORRIBLE and traumatic happened when in reality he just pushed him out of a tree or smth
-neither one of them handled garmadons banishment well. Wu didn’t sleep for at least a week. Garmadon cried himself to sleep. Both missing their brother. Both alone.
Since I mostly post headcanons figured this should be said. If they tickle your brain please use them, you do not need to ask for them to infect your brain <3
I think it's very sweet that people ask to use my headcanons/ideas/what have you, but sincerely you can do whatever you want forever and ever. You don't have to ask me I promise. Please have fun playing touys with me
I might’ve forgotten green tea exists.
I really need to stop writing these at 2 am.
Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!
kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)
cole: matcha latte
zane: hot chocolate
jay: lots of cream and sugar
nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup
pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites
garmadon: decaf
lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]
misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching
wu: tea. thats not even a hc
morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]
Ninjago headcanons! (Spoiler free) cafe orders edition!
kai: very complicated order (baristias hate his ass)
cole: matcha latte
zane: hot chocolate
jay: lots of cream and sugar
nya: 1 cream and 1 pump of a flavored syrup
pixal: pumpkin spice latte, girlie pop loves trying the popular stuff bc she likes engaging in human activites
garmadon: decaf
lloyd: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a cup of milk]
misako: strong black coffee, she needs the caffine for her late nights reserching
wu: tea. thats not even a hc
morro: "ill have it as dark as my soul" [is given a dark hot chocolate]
Got the information I needed for season 2. Will be uploading the first 2-3 parts hopefully tomorrow night?
I have part one done so at least that. We shall see how it goes.
Woke up and had this in my head so had to create it
All I’m thinkin about is how I’m gonna handle morro in my au bc no way am I leaving him out <3
Thinkin about my sleepy ninjago hc post and ive decided actually wu and garmadon ALSO subconsciously make nests bc they’re part dragon. Wu’s better at making himself seem more human so his nests aren’t as obvious but they are there
Garmadon kinda. Stopped giving a fuck about how human he seemed as his corruption got worse, so his bed was more nest then mattress (misako just went with it bc she love her hubby 🥰 and woo nest cuddles are even more cozy)
Wait omg little wu and garmadon making pillow fort nest combos together (lloyd making one too when he moves into the bounty and wu gets all sentimental and everyone’s like ???? But he’s like 🥰)