Happy 1 Year GO Anniversary To Me! :D

this except it’s letting myself enjoy the things i wouldn’t allow myself in middle/high school

cross posting my own tweet because I’m right and tumblr would appreciate it more

something ab giving each other flowers in minecraft

i am about to bestow upon you the secret butter technique. i am sorry, but it is french. i am sorry again, this only works with cow butter. i am certain plant based butters wouldn’t work, and alternative animal butters may or may not work

has this ever been you: you have a nicely steamed vegetable, or maybe you want to make the best butter noodles, but you know that if you put butter on those it’ll just melt and you end with kind of greasy noodles or vegetables? don’t you wish it was instead a luscious buttery glaze?

introducing: beurre monté

you will take a small sauce pan, and begin heating it with 1-2 tablespoons of water (use very little water) and bring it to a hard simmer or boil

turn the heat down slightly, and add Butter. how much? however much you dare. (start with 3-4 tablespoons and go from there)

you are going to either whisk Aggressively or you can pick up the saucepan, still holding it over the heat, and swirl aggressively so the butter is skating around the sides of the pan

done correctly, you will have liquid butter that is still emulsified. you have made Butter Sauce. season it with a little salt, and toss whatever you want in it.

if you’re butter splits, i’m sorry. you didn’t agitate it enough to maintain the emulsion, and now you have melted butter.

you can use this knowledge to make other sauces by swapping out the water for another liquid. white wine becomes beurre blanc. red wine is beurre rogue.

you want to CUM? sweat minced shallot in a tiny bit of butter, add white wine and cook it out until it’s reduced by about half. then whisk butter in hard. a few flecks of minced thyme or fennel frond stirred thru, and you eat that with a nice seared fish? or scallop? or even shrimp? wow. you will Nut

your boxed mac and cheese game can also be elevated by cooking your pasta and making a beurre monté first, tossing your pasta in that and adding the cheese packet. wow. hey; you’ll cum

go forth now with this butter secret

Please stop seeing politics as an identity and start seeing it as a collective means for change

gay people smh

Albedo: I have something… important to tell you. 

Kaeya: me too… maybe itll be easier if we say it at the same time? 

Albedo: ok.

Albedo: I love you. 

Kaeya [at the same time]: I’m from Khaenriah. 

Albedo: 

Kaeya:

both at the same time: oh my god me too-

dw bbg you can just be my cheerleader w a fuck ass bob

nothing beats the ship dynamic of “hissy black cat and his loyal golden retriever bf”

I eat that shit up every. single. time.

truly do not understand how people just slip into relationships and jobs and opportunities and friend groups and lifestyles. to me there are a million obstacles to navigate in a single basic conversation

in case anyone is missing it arcane tiktok is recreating mishapocalypse by changing their pfps to show whether or not they support Jayce

here are the standard ones

even League of Legends is in on it, though they're avoiding choosing a side

it's gotten a little out of hand with the varieties but it's so good. there's pride flags, there's gay kisses, there's loss.jpg, there's anti maddie, there's scissors, there's reduce reuse recycle, there's isha lives, there's christmas, there's mpreg. you name it they got it

queerplatonic jonklock is how i read them. i cant see sherlock in any version having strong sexual/romantic attraction. its interesting how different people perceive fiction differently(like obviously) but ik its still cool

Don't get me wrong I shipped BBC Johnlock for so many years and I think that the original stories are kinda gay, however, now listening to Sherlock & co I just want a really good friends solving cases together (including Mariana and Archie).

I love the show so much and I'm scared of the potential drama. I feel like they care about each other deeply but not romantically. I just don't "feel it" in any of their interactions.

Please don't eat me alive or dead.