Roy Calls Jason His Wife Because Jason Is A Clean Freak And Their Shared Living Spaces WILL Be Clean

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huh I don’t even remember when was the last time I drew kissing ppl but got an idea so here it is: Jay, Roy and some of their tats :)

Chapters: 1/3 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Roy Harper/Jason Todd, Roy Harper & Koriand'r & Jason Todd, past Roy Harper/Koriand'r/Jason Todd, Past Dick Grayson/Roy Harper/Koriand'r, (a lot of) additional past/speculated/implied relationships in author's note Characters: Jason Todd, Roy Harper, Koriand'r (DCU), Other Character Tags to Be Added, as they appear in next chapters Additional Tags: Future Fic, Crack, Humor, Fluff and Crack, Fluff and Humor, Inappropriate Humor, Established Roy Harper/Jason Todd, Past Relationship(s), Jason Todd's Morbid Humor, Jason Todd Swears, Swearing, No Incest, Implied Sexual Content, Everyone is Bisexual, Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Jason Todd-centric, Roy Harper Being a Little Shit, Koriand'r being a Little Shit

Summary:

hat-trick (noun) - the achievement of a generally positive feat three times in a match, or another achievement based on the number three.

“There’s plenty of people on two, sure,” Roy was saying. “Present company included. But three? No way.”

“Think about how many people have shared teams with them. If those other teams are anything like the Titans, someone surely has.” Kory’s tone was light, as if stating the obvious.

Jason ground his teeth and seriously considered the merits of another few hours in the supply closet.

Or: Roy, Kory and friends inflict immeasurable psychic damage upon one Jason Todd. If Jason has to hear another word about sex and his siblings uttered in the same breath, he’s gonna start shooting. Maybe himself. Anything to exit this conversation.

Roy and Lian go away for a week and Jason gets lonely so he goes to one of CatWomans safe houses.

Selina walking in seeing a six foot beefy ass Jason playing with one of her kittens: Hey…

Jason: Sup

Selina: Is Roy out of town?

Jason petting the loudest orange kitten she has: Yeah how’d you know

Chapters: 3/5 Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Roy Harper/Jason Todd, Roy Harper & Koriand'r & Jason Todd, Roy Harper & Jason Todd, Koriand'r & Jason Todd, past Roy Harper/Koriand'r/Jason Todd, Past Dick Grayson/Roy Harper/Koriand'r, Roy Harper & Kon-El | Conner Kent & Koriand’r & Jason Todd, Barbara Gordon & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson & Jason Todd, Minor or Background Relationship(s), (a lot of) additional past/speculated/implied relationships in author's note Characters: Jason Todd, Roy Harper, Koriand'r (DCU), Kon-El | Conner Kent, Barbara Gordon, Dick Grayson, Other Character Tags to Be Added Additional Tags: Future Fic, Crack, Humor, Fluff and Crack, Fluff and Humor, Inappropriate Humor, Sexual Humor, ← debated that tag. the humor is from who has had sex with whomst not the sex itself, if that makes sense, Established Relationship, Established Roy Harper/Jason Todd, Past Relationship(s), Jason Todd's Morbid Humor, Jason Todd Swears, Swearing, No Incest, Implied Sexual Content, Everyone is Bisexual, Batfamily Shenanigans (DCU), Jason Todd-centric, Roy Harper Being a Little Shit, Koriand'r being a Little Shit

Summary:

hat-trick (noun) - the achievement of a generally positive feat three times in a match, or another achievement based on the number three.

“There’s plenty of people on two, sure,” Roy was saying. “Present company included. But three? No way.”

“Think about how many people have shared teams with them. If those other teams are anything like the Titans, someone surely has.” Kory’s tone was light, as if stating the obvious.

Jason ground his teeth and seriously considered the merits of another few hours in the supply closet.

Or: Roy, Kory and friends inflict immeasurable psychic damage upon one Jason Todd. If Jason has to hear another word about sex and his siblings uttered in the same breath, he’s gonna start shooting. Maybe himself. Anything to exit this conversation.

Chapter 3 Notes:

I am once again a lying liar who lies. This fic grew two extra chapters against my will. I don’t want to talk about it.

In other news…I used to think having two blorbos who don’t much like each other was a curse. This chapter taught me the error of my ways. Have fun!

Bruce: *sees a bag with a note in the fridge*

The note: DEAD DOVE. Do not eat!

Bruce: *looks inside*

Bruce: I don't know what I expected.

i drew @cosmicpoutine's stray tim design :3c

Jason Peter Todd the man that you are