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"Sorry I called you a fucking idiot, I was trying to flirt."

"Well, I can't say no to the King of Hell now, can I? Tell me when and where, boss man."

  ❝ tell you what, Charlie's always saying you need to get out more. I'll take you out and show you a fun time! ❞ 

had a busy weekend but i'll be around tomorrow after work to answer asks and whatnot

So obsessed

stuck at work so posting another plotting call

like this post for me to hop into your IMs :)

catfish sentence starters

“you are a shameful citizen!”

“can someone be fucking honest?”

“what you see is what you get.”

“i never said nothing is my fault.”

“you look so gross right now.” 

“my granny’s computer was garbage.”

“we were kind of soulmates.” 

“i’m not gonna’ go anywhere anymore.”

“then why the fuck are we here?”

“this is just something i do.”

“that’s you taking care of your business.” 

“it’s one of those questions of ‘what if?’.”

“okay. wow. that’s funny.”

“you’re not gonna’ shake my hand?”

“this is gonna’ be fun.”

“i love both of them.” 

“i don’t really care anymore.”

“i’m really impressed with how you handled this.”

“you’re literally fishing.”

*sarcastic clapping*

“have you ever heard of destiny before?”

“what kind of money?”

“you guys know each other, clearly.”

“wait, timeout. i don’t do that.”

“you’re making me look like a fucking asshole.”

“wow okay, i guess that’s the end of it.”

“he was dead for a couple of days.” 

“i just kinda’ wanna’ disappear from the world for a couple of days.”

“like, 100%.”

“so i’m just a story for you?”

“i’m a fucking guinea pig.”

“a lot has transpired!”

“let me stop you for a second.” 

“it said so on facebook, so i believe it.”

“good morning, handsome!”

“but are you in love with me?”

“can i change my relationship status on facebook?”

“wait, no no no.”

“thank you, you’re dismissed.”

“you don’t have the qualifications! you do not have the jurisdiction.”

“me me me me me me me!”

“you did the bunny rabbit and you hopped your ass in there.”

“and you didn’t wanna’ believe it!”

“you really did love me?”

“okay, that’s your opinion.”

“well that’s very unfortunate.”

“that’s not very becoming for a lady.”

“at some point, you need to take a fucking hint.”

“this is kinda’ embarrassing for me.”

“i don’t get it.”

@helldrip wanted a little deer man

Voxtek Enterprises.

The garish building wasn't one Alastor would normally deign to step foot into, but the Vees were causing issues for Charlie and the hotel (and by extension- him) and well, that just wouldn't do. He was here to solve these issues before they became a bigger nuisance to him.

His steps make a light clacking sound on the tile as he walks across the large lobby, peering around with the usual sharp-toothed smile on his face taking in every detail of the interior of the large building.

Overcompensating much, Vox? he thinks to himself as he takes in the large building, a small hum off amusement accompany the thought. Oh, how he hopes he has a chance to make the comment to the other sinner in person. Vox's reactions to his jabs were always delightful.

He's almost to the front desk when a figure catches his eye. Not the one he was looking for, per se, but one that would work just as well for what he needed.

"Velvette, dear!" he calls out, arms opening wide as he approaches her, then stops abruptly a few feet away from her, cane making a tiny clicking sound as it hits the floor between his feet. He leans forward, hovering over her, broad smile still in place.

"Could I bother you for a moment, hm?"

Yeah, he hated when Nifty touched him because she did shit like THIS when he was least expecting it. He yelled and reached over his shoulder to grab her and pull her away from his shoulder.

"Nifty, what the hell is wrong with you!?" he demanded holding her out by the nape of her dress and shaking her.

@helluvahotpot

Niffty wrapped her arms around Husk, knowing he wasn't a fan of her touching him, but that didn't stop her as she climbed on top of him and bite down on his shoulder.

bruh, my friend zen and zayne are not allowing me to drink anymore and it's RUDE.

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