A Soft Snort Escaped Him At The Visual. "That Does Sound Entertaining. I Wouldn't Mind Seeing That Myself

@helldrip said: “I don't think I've ever met anyone as vexing as you."

"Ha! Is that so?" He places a fist on one hip and tips his head to look up at the radio demon, one eyebrow cocked. "You don't get out much, do you?"

“ I LOVE complaining! You can’t take that away from me! ”

just for fun, send me  “SMACK”  for your muse to just punch mine in the face.  go on, do it!  what’s the worst that could happen…? 

Send me a △ and ask a really invasive question aimed at my character

They’ll have to:

Rate on a scale of 1-10 how much they don’t want to answer that question.

Answer that question.

Jealous/Possessive Starter Sentences

“i am not jealous!” ”i was just curious is all…” “they seem to be awfully interested in you.” “i don’t want you seeing them anymore ” ”why would i be jealous?” “i know you were with her/him.” ”who is THAT?” “is that your ex?” “i don’t like the way he’s/she’s looking at you.” “you’re too good for her/him ” “are you jealous?” “he/she needs to back off of you.” “i think i’ll just leave you two to yourselves.” “i’m jealous.” “if i were you, i’d be jealous.” ”who is that person you’ve been spending time with?” “you know I only have eyes for you.” “somebody’s jealous.” “this is your ex, of course I’m sort of jealous.” “we haven’t spent that much time together.” “you have no reason to be jealous.” “you two have been spending a lot of time together.” “you’re cute when you’re jealous.” “you’re mine.”

&. 𝐫𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 (𝐭𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬?) 𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬.

(  various  dialogue  prompts  to  send  to  your  worst  enemy  (affectionate).  feel  free  to  change  how  you  seem  fit.  )

❛ oh great, it's you again. ❜

❛ you? kill me? that's funny. ❜

❛ for being someone you hate, i'm sure on your mind a lot. ❜

❛ you're the last person i wanted to see, actually. ❜

❛ do us both a favor. stay away from me. ❜

❛ you really are an asshole, you know that? ❜

❛ i'm the asshole? what does that make you then? ❜

❛ sometimes i think you must hate me. ❜

❛ i thought you said you never wanted to see me again. ❜

❛ if you want me to go, then you have to tell me to leave. ❜

❛ well, someone's cranky today. ❜

❛ well, someone needs to shut the fuck up. ❜

❛ just stay out of my way. ❜

❛ of all the idiots in the world, i'm stuck with you. ❜

❛ what is it you want this time? ❜

❛ sometimes i wonder if you're in love with me. ❜

❛ do you honestly think this is easy for me? ❜

❛ why would i ever want to be friends with you? ❜

❛ can we please just talk? ❜

❛ there is nothing for us to talk about. ❜

❛ you can yell at me later. just let me help you. ❜

❛ touch me, and you're dead. ❜

❛ oh, so now you care? ❜

❛ there is something deeply wrong with you. ❜

❛ i know i'm the last person you probably want to see, but... ❜

❛ you don't think we could be friends, do you? ❜

❛ i'm tired of fighting against you. ❜

❛ don't pretend you give a shit about me. ❜

❛ you're an idiot, but... i trust you. ❜

❛ oh, don't be cute. ❜

❛ wait, did you just say that i'm cute? ❜

❛ we're not good for each other. ❜

❛ if i say yes, will you shut up? ❜

❛ don't you have to be stupid somewhere else? ❜

❛ maybe we should kiss just to break the tension. ❜

❛ i'm sorry i can't turn off my feelings as easily as you. ❜

❛ maybe there's a universe out there where we're friends. ❜

❛ how can you be so smart yet so dumb at the same time? ❜

❛ don't think this changes anything between us. ❜

❛ you look ridiculous in that outfit, by the way. ❜

❛ if you die, i'll kill you. ❜

❛ is that a challenge? ❜

❛ ah, so you're not heartless after all. ❜

❛ i don't think i've ever seen you smile. ❜

❛ you never cared about me, so why now? ❜

❛ why didn't you kill me when you had the chance? ❜

❛ i don't even remember why we started fighting. ❜

❛ i don't have time for distractions right now. ❜

❛ you're not as bad as everyone says you are. ❜

❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜

Send me ✍️ + a muse, and I’ll try my hand at writing as them

I love you like a rotten dog, I love you like my canines are falling out of my gums, Like a monster, like a beast Like something not worth loving back.

"What am I supposed to do with this? Shove it up someone's ass??"

He has a wagon behind him filled with rubber ducks. "Hey, you! Here's a lucky duck for you!" He shoves a rubber duck in the other's hands.

"There's something deeply and fundamentally wrong with you. Can we kiss?"