I'm Not Going To Do It But I Like Having The Choice

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

is she ya know *pulls out a sword*… lesbian?

is she ya know *pulls out two daggers* …bisexual??

is she ya know *pulls out a staff* …ace?

is she ya know *pulls out a mace* …pan?

is she ya know *pulls out fan*  …….a kyoshi warrior?

I love this so much holy fuck

Some favourite staging moments in productions of Shakespeare plays:

Clarence actually getting drowned in a barrel of wine on stage in Richard III; it was a small barrel, they stuck his head into it as he struggled, pulled him out for an instant as he gasped for air and screamed, his head was wet and sopping, his face all red

Macbeth clutching his empty hands to hold an imaginary child, casting a clawed shadow on the wall

Ophelia ripping out hanks of her hair to give to people during her ‘flowers’ scene (obviously fake hair in real life)

Benedict in Much Ado About Nothing hiding from Claudio, Leonato and Don Pedro, taking a swig from a can of beer that happened to be full of cigarette butts and spit-taking it all over Don Pedro and Leonato

who then awkwardly pretend to check if it’s raining

Angelo in Measure for Measure taking off a bloody cilice belt from around his thigh while saying ‘Blood, thou art blood’ 

Also a really good bit where Angelo shows up in a two way mirror later on when the Duke’s speaking to himself and cursing him; the Duke turns to point at the mirror and there’s Angelo, in the chain of office, pointing back, accusing the Duke as much as the Duke does to him

The moment in Julius Caesar where Brutus asks his servant Strato - who’s been sitting with his back to the audience and wearing a hat with a wide brim - to help him commit suicide; Strato stands while taking off his hat to reveal that he’s played by Caesar’s actor

(a collective gasp went around the theatre; really lent a whole new meaning to ‘Caesar, now be still. I killed not thee with half so good a will’)

After a frantic chase scene in The Comedy of Errors which ends with all the cast collapsed across the stage in exhaustion and the scenery itself falling to bits…a pair of underpants falls from the ceiling, and Dromio of Ephesus (who’d tried in vain to retrieve them at the start of the play) crawls over several other characters, seizes them and screams in triumph 

So not to add to the pain of Qui but you know how previously Jackie was laughing about picturing Shauna making her ear a small coffin and next thing you know Shauna is putting together random rocks as a makeshift tomb...

there’s a fucking furry at the mall!!!!

happy easter!!!

This is literally Wattpad rn,,, times havent changed they just evolved

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

fucking unbelievable that lord byron wasn’t murdered. how. he was so fucking annoying. i would have killed him within minutes of meeting him

Solo bridal pic dump

Pics by @maryxschuyler and also TYLER BECKLES!!!! please return my family now