Latest Posts by hyperfixatingonfoolishthings - Page 3

you're pretending to be deactivated.

What? When? Why?

if you were deactivated then you wouldn't be able to speak to me

What? When? Why?

you sure about that?

What? When? Why?

because I post almost nothing.

What? When? Why?

This one's gonna be quite possibly the only post I tag

50 notes and I fix my sleep schedule

/\ starting today (reached 50 notes while I was sleeping)

100 notes and I start getting better at not procrastinating

200 notes and keep working on the world building for a DND campaign

400 notes and I come out as sex-oscillating to my family

800 notes and I start making more original posts

1600 notes and I learn to draw on paper & on tablet

Tag people if you want deadline is January 1st (2025 specifically)

BONUS GOAL

1 billion notes: I, a transfem, will run for president

Bonus goal deadline: 2027

@femboy-ikea @literal-trans-beans @yahooo-official @tiredclownpossum @froggiefemboi

What? When? Why?

omg sans undertale

@sansthescreleton

i can't stop emisising on my blue til I heavy!

Idk what to do

Do you have a prescription for me?

:'[

I'm sorry, what did you say?

spy tf2 be apon ye

hon hon.

I have an extra long ruler I found on the ground… anyone want it?

filename1 : "ÑŒ NØ ÑÖ WHY \/\/øÙL|] YŒÛ §√M/\/\∆N HÏM?!"

Henry : "who?"

Filename1 : "ØH ÑŒ-"

*cue VOAdem bursting in thru a door*

(translation: NO NO NO WHY WOULD YOU SUMMON HIM?!

OH NO-)

asks are closed bc i need to clear my ask box

Hey Merasmus, what's one of your favorite cryptids?

monglain death worm

GIMMICKS I BEG

REBLOG THIS

@non-tyrannical-usa GET THE LIST PLEASE

merasmus: *laughs evily as he unwillingly gets sucked back into the white void*

Henry: "what?"

Blackjack: "l agree, what happened?"

Filename1: "1 a|sœ @-gr3ë ."

Merasmus: "I got used for an m!a"

Skellie: "wat???"

HAZA! I, MERASMUS! CAST FORM SHIFT ON #005-H!

AJSIEBWISBSKABAJVSIRVEISVFJD

Right, I'm going to get sucked back into the void now. Goodbye, MOST LIKELY FOREVAH!

(hoovybot is now human for 12 asks)

{ i love you /P }

#005–H: —Turns into a human. It's just a Heavy with really Pale skin, weezer blue eyes and lots of moles.— [ AH!! Uhm—!! I... Oh Lord— ] —CONFUSED.—

#007–M: —coming back from complaining and talkin to himself— [ I really didn't like how you treated me-DIIIIIIIII— ] —JAWDROP.— [ OH MEIN GOTT!!! #005–H!!! ARE YOU OK?! ] —immediately checks if he's ok—

#005–H: [ Ah!!! Doctor!!! Don't Worry— I'm Ok! ] —smiles nervously—

#007–M: [ Y-YOU SURE?! ]

#005–H: [ Yes! Don't Worry! ]

#007–M: [ O-Oh... Okay Zhen... ] —immediately hugs his tummy—

#005–H: [ DOCTOR!!!— ]

[ 0/12 ]

Well technically merasmus is legally the grandfather.

Merasmus: "who the hell are you?!"

SHIT I GOT COUGHT GOTTA GO BYE

Merasmus: "what-"

Broken Medic: *Stares at Merasmus*

Merasmus: ". . ."

Skellie: "hiii! :3"

Skellie: *she pulls brokie down, making them slightly dizzy, and kisses their forehead* "hello my little bone-head!"

Merasmus: "YOU HAVE A CHILD?! I DIDN'T ASK TO BE A GRANDFATHER."

Skellie: "stfu"

Broken Medic: *Stares at Merasmus*

Merasmus: ". . ."

Skellie: "hiii! :3"

Broken Medic: *Stares at Merasmus*

Merasmus: ". . ."

Skellie: "hiii! :3"

salmon fuck

Henry (pink dude) and blackjack (purple dog) are here now. Why? Because I'm getting into dsaf again that's why.

Merasmus: "dear god please no. even if soldier can get me out of this void i would rather stay than go with him."

Spy. Time sensitive. call Merasmus.

You are asking zhe wrong person, mon ami.

I do not have contact with zhat wizard. Never have, and I never will. If you wanted someone to call Merasmus, you should have contacted Soldat.

help

a really cool person just followed

Do you have any typewriters around. Perchance

Merasmus: "no, we live in a gigantic void with nothing for miles."

Filename1: "it's really boring."

Joe: "technically we could talk to each other-"

Merasmus & filename1: "Joe shut up."

Joe: "ok."

Merasmus: "once I find a way outta here I'm turning you into a frog."

filename1: "take me with you please."

Hey soilder sir,

I have come back with the raccoons and shovel to return them as the problem got worse and I'm giving up.

Also might have given some raccoons hats.

-Tavern

OH. WELL.

UH.

FUCK MERASMUS.

AND-

WAIT. HATS ON THE RACCOONS.

LET ME SEE.

Merasmus: "rude."

Hey soilder sir,

I have come back with the raccoons and shovel to return them as the problem got worse and I'm giving up.

Also might have given some raccoons hats.

-Tavern

OH. WELL.

UH.

FUCK MERASMUS.

AND-

WAIT. HATS ON THE RACCOONS.

LET ME SEE.

oh

and btw

Joe's here too.

your little giggle almost every "skeletor reads" make me want to giggle.

I love it.

No joke, Skeletor’s infectious laugh is a big part of why I started doing this in the first place. Alan Oppenheimer is a national treasure.

sorry i dont know how to give gender so heres vegetarian

Yummy

i currently have glasses on, you're still attractive.

:]

you're so pretty. I want to hold your face, and cook you the best meal you've ever had.

I want to give you the best day off you've ever had, like- whatever you want, I'll get for you, no matter how expensive. You want a 10$ ice cream? Sure. You want a sniper rifle upgrade that's 100,000$? No problem. You want an outfit worth all the money in the world? I'll find a way to get it for you.

You're too pretty to say no to.

What are ya on? You are bloody insane to call some fake Aussie attractive.

Get ya eyes checked.

i love you /p

@ionlypostmymeemocs

Also ty.

Hello sorry for tagging. I am very sick, my asthma is at its maximum level, my nose freezes, I have no medicine or food. I am in bad shape financially, I am a black disabled, who uses multiple medications, I pay for my food and lodging

Unfortunately I do not have all the resources to keep me safe, that is why I need your help, whatever you can contribute to me will be of great help.

uhh... I'm sorry, I'm not sure what I can do to help you. I'm not sure why you came to an art blog to ask for help but desperate times call for desperate measures... I guess.

I hope you get better soon, I'm sorry I can't help you.