RB if your blog is a safe, accepting space for asexuals!
yesssss >:)
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hydrangea- proudest moment?
hmmm
not gonna go into details cause it's personal but this specific time when I was younger where I took control of my life and stopped letting bad things happen to me :) forever proud of my younger self >:)
IT ISSSS and ooo sounds like a plan :D I should rewatch it at some point (probably Mabel but honestly Dipper is vibes too)
FELLOW GRAVITY FALLS FAN? :0
YESSSSS OML that show is PEAK!! imma rewatch it over the summer 😜✨️🫶🫶 (who's ur fav character? Mines dipper lol)
satan r u from australia
i’m in grade 8 🫶🫶
I'M FROM FACKING ENGLAND MATE 🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥
you're my only online friend that shall not be restricted due to screen time limits so 😈😈
Anyways little rant but I have this classmate who shares a lot of interests with me, and I love people who get my fantom but shes been hitting the wrong spot 😭
Call it mw being weirdly obsessed
Call it me being trans
Call it this being a weird modification of a special hyperfixation
But she's currently hyperfixated on spiderman and like bro that's my thing 😭😭 it's ME who's Peter Parker
Out of all of my kinnies I kin Peter Parker the most bro 😭😭
And I know spiderman is like super popular being a marvel movie with Tom Holland and zendaya as leads and all but I wish I could just gatekeep this and not have every third person claiming they're batman and spiderman like it's my thing bro even if I'm not original with it and I have a weird connection to my pookie Peter and the spiderverse
Once again, it might be a trans thing but like leave this hyperfixation alone 😔
Yesss fuck screen time limits 😈 I say as if I have any screen time limits 😝😝 my parents understand the importance of the internet (they both spend most of their free time playing video games or doom scrolling lmao) so I’m safe 😮💨 though at one point they did give me a screen time limit and it was the worst thing ever 😭 during that time I only had 2 hours of screen time on weekend days only 😭 NOT EVEN THE HOLIDAYS 😭 if it wasn’t a weekend I had nothing 😭 those were rough times *shudders in awful flashbacks*
ooo WAIT IS THAT THE ONE WHO IS A MARAUDERS FAN WHO YOU WANTED TO BE FRIENDS WITH BUT HER FRIENDS SUCKED
Oooo I love Spider-Man :) i don’t kin him dw lol
mk mk but does she kin Peter Parker? Cause if not it’s fine, you’ve got no one rivalling your Peter-parker-ness
bro I used to have a massive crush on Peter Parker ngl 💀💀 I was down baaaad 😭 🤚🏻
LMAO I USED TO KNOW TWO PEOPLE WHO WOULD SAY THEY WERE SPIDER-MAN AND BATMAN LMAO but I think the person who was the Spider-Man was more like a comic Spider-Man kinda guy but 🤷🏻 Also funny side note but they were both trans 💀
Idk man can’t relate 😔 I kin Harley Quinn 😝 she is me. I am her. I am so obsessed with her rn that I bought a T-shirt with her on it 😈 Though I’m not sure I like what they’ve done with her in season 3-4 of the TV show ;-; she’s still cool though it’s fine
I’m getting off track anywaysss (Bane from the Harley Quinn TV show would hate me for saying anyways😔)
but I do get where you’re coming from and you’re now declared as #1 Spider-Man in my heart 😈
if this post reaches 13k notes (including at least 700 reblogs) before june 6, i’ll come out to all of my closest friends as nonbinary
if this post reaches 30k notes (including at least 12k reblogs) before june 6, i’ll tell all of my closest friends that my my preferred name is jaimiee
setting the goal so high only because i’m scared
yes, it’s safe for me to come out to my friends, it won’t put me in a dangerous situation. yes, i kind of want to, so reaching my goal won’t pressure me into doing something i rlly don’t want to do. yes, i might delete this post if i chicken out or i might just not do it even tho ive reached the note goal, i dont think neither of those will happen tho
edit: spam reblogs are allowed, be aware of the post limit thooo
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Silly Game Time: I dare you to laugh maniacally like a supervillain--y'know, all "MWA-HAHAHA!", maybe with a reference or two to fools or weaklings or etc. who thought they might thwart you--right now.
Firstly, did you do it? Secondly, if so, how would you rate the mania of your laugh on a scale of 1 to 10?
yes. uhhh probably a 1 cause it was more of an evil laugh reference to some TV show I used to watch where there was this cat who would do an evil laugh but it wasn't really maniacal
I need irl friends who set everything on fire 😭
mk mk
eh fair enough
YES DO IT 😈 heheheheh
Random dump but my dewd B is in a friend group with me now and he never replies to the gc, like over the week of existence and uncountable messages, he literally wrote 1 of them. One. And it said "happy easter"
And if you're like "oh but he's maybe busy or doesn't see them" shawty came to training today and gave me sm, then raced against me, had a nonverbal exchange with me, but still can't bloody reply when I ask "alright gang, whose coming to training" when he was at said training??
Like dawn I know you shy but I've seen you physically sit in a closer after attempting to set a cherry dr.pepper on fire what are you afraid of
Mk mk winning
but not winning cause how hard is it to reply to the gc? 😭 Also just “happy easter” sounds so dry but maybe that’s just cause I have lots of energy online idk
I say just bug him about being more active in the gc till he starts being more active in the gc 😈
HE SET A CHERRY DR PEPPER ON FIRE? that sounds so cool ngl