While I Was Waiting In The ER For Them To Transfer Me To The Mental Hospital, Some Paramedics Brought

While I was waiting in the ER for them to transfer me to the mental hospital, some paramedics brought a guy on a gurney into a room nearby. I couldn’t see them but I could hear them talking. They went to lower the gurney and it made a very loud creaking sound. Without missing a beat, one of the paramedics goes, “Sounds just like my knee ouff.” and laughs. I long to be that funny someday.

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1 month ago

Going to spam post a bunch of the funny things I’ve sent my friends because I think it will be entertaining to have a log of this fiasco later.


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1 month ago
GETTING YOU MOTHERFUCKER

GETTING YOU MOTHERFUCKER


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1 week ago
Hermit-A-Day May 11! Cubfan135 :)

Hermit-A-Day May 11! Cubfan135 :)

Honestly, I don’t know much about Cub, but it was fun to draw his vex wings, sculk patches, and glasses :). Infecting a whole server with skulk is iconic honestly. I love the way his hair turned out and that hand is just, *chefs kiss*.


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2 weeks ago

I have been staring at this, mouth open, just gaping in awe, for at least 5 minutes now and I plan to do so for the next hour. Do not contact me in that time. I am feral.

Here's Some Desertduo Angst

Here's some desertduo angst <3


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1 month ago

Can someone explain how people can sit in a room together, scrolling on their phones, and not be impulsively sharing every other thing they read with each other?

I feel this requirement to share the funny little thing that made me giggle with the friends near me because I just want to share things that make me smile, even if they don't understand.

I want people to share their goofy interests with me, even if I don't get it. Do other people not want that? Do other people not chuckle out loud to themselves while scrolling the internet, looking at their funny lil' blorbos?

I think sometimes I get a little annoying because of this. Oh you vaguely know about mcyt? Let me share this crazy thing happening in Hermitcraft that I'm obsessing over and the crazy fan art that's being made for it. Oh you like video games? Tomodachi Life, Rhythm Heaven, Hollow Knight Silksong, and Deltarune just got amazing news and my funny media sites are going ape shit. Look at the funny memes, I will explain them to you so you laugh. Oh you know about warrior cats? Look at this amazing art about a character you may or may not remember or even know. I love it for reasons x, y, and z.

There's too much amazing stuff out there for me to keep it all to myself. I feel the need to express it to the people in my life, not just those online.

Maybe I'm crazy. Who knows.


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