This Is An Unacceptable Proposition And I Will Steal Your Kidneys

MAN IM SO ANGRY WE WONT GET ANOTHER DAFT PUNK SONG.

I am out of nerds

how many nerds do i have to shove up my ass before i see god?

it's incomprehensible how much of my brainpower is spent CONSTANTLY THINKING ABOUT SUCKING DICK

Is there like a cure for constantly being horny?

It's been -78 days since the last day i didn't randomly think about gay sex and that's only if you count the day i realized i didn't think about gay sex which is still technically thinking about gay sex. If you don't I have no clue what it's like to not have your thoughts filled with AGGRESSIVE GAYNESS.

why the fuck does my mother move so much of my stuff it's always "I WOULD MOVE THAT SO YOU DONT LOSE IT" and then she moves it and i can't fucking FIND IT where the FUCK is my PEN FOR My TABLET

🥺 i had a dream i was a princess

i mean i was trapped on a desert island and had 5 days before i ran out of water but i was a princess

Please god help me I've had spazzmatica polka stuck in my head for almost 48 hours and the only thing that keeps it out is more polka

i fucking love this

Iso-puppy

What are some genderfluid alternatives to ranch?

I invented a new flavor of ice cream called "psy-op". It's like Neapolitan but instead of actually having different flavors in each stripe it's just cream flavored.

Time machine built into tumblr?

dash is dead im teleporting to the past

https://www.tumblr.com/dashboard?max_post_id=606474489540042752