Weak And Frail

Meihem on Ice

Junkrat: Tadah!! It’s actual snow! I did it all by myself (with a little help from Roadie) and It’s all for you!! Now you can keep doing all that Ice stuff you do.

Mei: Snow? .... Seriously?

Junkrat: Yeah!

Mei: You do realize that I spent the past few decades in cryostasis, right?

Junkrat: Sure... but I thought--

Mei: It was an endless, crushing darkness. 

Mei: cold, and bleak, and suffocating. 

Mei: Ice was the tomb I lived in for those years.

Junkrat:... tomb... you say...

Mei: Yeah. I’m taking a break from Ice, right now. But thanks for the snow.

Guys Night Out

ENFJ: Since the girls ain't here, why don't we talk about what kind of woman we are attracted to?

ENFJ: I'll start! ... I like a woman who knows how to cook my favorite meals and likes the same king of music as I do.

ENTP: hmm.... I guess a girl who would laugh at my jokes and have a rocking hot bod. Oh! And a freak in the bed!

INTP: I'm not really sure myself. But she's got to be pretty and caring.

ENFJ: What about you, INTJ?

INTJ: ... A beautiful face and big boobs...

ENFJ: Whoa! INTJ! I never would've guessed!

ENTP: Yeah, I mean it would've been fine if it was me but-

INTP: it's just so unlike you, you know?

INTJ: Oh... Yeah... It is kinda weird, isn't it?

INTJ: then I shall change my answer...

INTJ: Someone who loves me with all her heart and has a beautiful face and big boobs. .... and No penis....

Everyone: Yes!

OTP!!

OTP in game

I'm just schemes

Tag yourself, I’m Dreams and Memes

Romantic INTJ

INTJ: I can be romantic...

ENFP: HAHAHAHA

INFP: HAHAHAHA

ENTP: HAHAHAHA

ENTJ: HAHAHAHA

INTP: HAHAHAHA

INFJ: HAHAHAHA

Everybody else: HAHAHAHA

INTJ: I will surely and utterly destroy each and every one of you with my intimate affections. You will all fall deeply and madly in love with me.

I love this. I'm naming my next dog moon moon

THE GLORY OF Moon-Moon

ALL HAIL MOON-MOON!

The rationals doing a project

{Organising poster/PowerPoint} ENTJ: okay, ENTP, you come up with some fact about the bombing of Hiroshima, INTP, work with INTJ on getting some articles and info on the “Little Boy” bomb INTJ: whatever, just everyone give me your shit by Friday 10pm at the latest INTP: *thinks to self* I wonder what would be going through my mind if I knew my city was going to be bombed…. ENTP: can’t I research something more interesting? ENTJ: no ENTP: who died and made you the boss? ENTJ: we both know you wouldn’t be able to get a complicated part done in time INTJ: …*rolls eyes and begins researching* INTP: *still thinking* I wonder if Japan really deserved to be bombed, I mean, sure they’ve killed a hell of innocent people, but enough to have the world’s first nuclear bomb sent to them? How can anyone deserve such a punishment? This reminds me of a common form of punishment by many religions. I wonder if God can really condemn eternal suffering to anyone…… ENTP: I just think we should research whatever would make the presentation more interesting ENTJ: No, look, we need structure, you reel in their attention with an unknown fact and then history after that. You can’t just go blindly onto this INTJ: *finishes whole presentation along with a page of references*

How to tell if an INTJ likes you:

1. They ignore you on purpose.

2. They notice your existence.

3. They are being particularly nice towards you.

4. They interrupt their reading/writing/drawing/studying to talk to you.

5. They ask you to take Myers-Briggs.

6. They tell you you’re probably an INTJ (a compliment of the highest order)

7. You feel that they’re annoyed by you.

8.They tell you how you can improve aspects of your life.

9. They answer the phone.

10. They add your name to the list of those who will be spared when they rise to power.

11. They don’t fall asleep or daydream while you’re talking.

12. They make the effort to talk to you at all.

13. They listen carefully to you without interruption or disagreeing and in the end they smile at you.

14. They stalk you.

15. They smile.

16. They pay you a compliment of any kind.

17.They tell you about times they came up with a great plan and it worked.

18.They tell you about a time they actually felt something.

19.They’ll wonder why you were late for something.

20.They ignore you, think about you often, stalk you and wonder if you notice.

21. They try to act like a human around you.

22. You suspect that they like you.

23. You think that they are giving you rude glares whenever they look at you.

24. They put this list somewhere they hope you will find it.

25. They stare at you when you talk to them or whenever they have the chance.

26. They seem to ignore you, but in actuality they’re listening to everything you’re saying with heightened interest.

27. They analyze everything they say before they say it, and when they do manage to initiate a conversation, an awkward mess of words spills out.

28. They ridicule you in a sarcastic manner, but give your compliments for your ideas and genius a few minutes later.

29. They tell their friends how much of a prick, egomaniac, and self-centered fool you are when they’re oddly attracted to those qualities.

30. They can’t look at you while actually speaking to you despite the staring.

31. You can make them smile or laugh.

32.They recognize your existence.

33. They ask you an innocent, often technical question just to talk to you.

34. They dissect all the fools and idiots surrounding you.

35. They remember your name, even if they haven’t known you for a long time.

36. They try to demonstrate their mental abilities.

37. They give you more than a two word response.

38. They come alive when around you, but keep the conversation completely impersonal.

39. They give you carefully worded responses, intended to ensure the likelihood of continued interactions, whether online or in person.

40. You can make them act in a manner uncharacteristic of an INTJ.

41. They seem unsure of what to do around you.

42. They argue with you, let you (think you) win, and continue to talk to you afterwards in a friendly manner.

43.They bother explaining anything at all.

44. They start cutting back on the painful sarcasm.

45. They try (key word is try) to be funny without sarcasm.

46.They display weird behavior, then observe your response.

47. They take more than 20 seconds to respond to an IM.

48.They watch you when you aren’t looking like a fascinating science experiment or a puzzle.

Blackwatch: Beginning of the End

Tracer: So, you don't keep in touch with your blackwatch friends?

Genji: No

Tracer: How come?

Mercy: He likes US better.

Genji: *Blushes and stares at Angela*

Tracer: Yeah. Sure. "US".

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Meanwhile:

*Blackwatch spies on Genji. They are crying*

McCree: What happened to "Bros before hoes"? Genji. That's it! I'm calling Ashe.

Moira: If a sexy doctor is all you wanted, you could've just asked!

McCree: Ew.

Reyes: How dare they take my son away from me! I'm going to destroy overwatch!!

McCree: Wait what?!

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Jeff: Introducing the new overwatch archives event "OVERWATCH: SCHISM"

The bible is incredibly edited. If it fits together, which is heavily does not, it's because someone arranged it to be that way. Books that didn't match up were discarded. It's nothing more than a collection of short stories, cultivated in a vain attempt to convince generations of people to pass judgement on others. There's not a shred of evidence a word of it is anything more than personal delusion. Believing is just buying into that delusion.

Actually, the Bible is the most authenticated ancient text known to man. What does that mean? A lot of things actually…

The Bible has the smallest time gap between the time it was first written and the earliest manuscripts we have. That is VERY important when we are dealing with ancient documents because it greatly increases probability of reliability. We are going to take a few moments to compare the New Testament to other ancient historical accounts that are considered trustworthy and reliable. I usually just link to this whole video but I felt like throwing in pictures this time because I’m Extra like that

By historical comparison, the earliest manuscripts we have of the New Testament were written in a shockingly short time span from when the original document was penned - a mere 50 years. But there is so much more…

Every single manuscript out of the 24,633 we have of the New Testament alone matches up virtually perfectly, which means they were copied, not edited. They were not perpetuated like a game of telephone, they are true to their original content. How does that compare to the works of other ancient text? Look how many we have of Caesar, Plato, and Tacitus in comparison to the New Testament:

The next closest in regards to the number of manuscripts we have would be Homer’s Iliad with a total of 643 manuscripts

That still leaves the Bible leading by 23,990 manuscripts.

The foundational points of Caesar’s life, the preservation of the Iliad, and the reliability of Tacitus’ writings are considered rock solid. We believe those events happened, we believe the stories told are ones the authors wrote. So why do we doubt the Bible which is FAR more trustworthy than anything else we have? 643 x 38.31 to be exact.

So internally it’s accurate, but what about externally? How do we know it is not simply the writers perpetuating a lie? Glad you asked! Next slide…

Apart from the Bible, we have 9 non-Christian outside sources and 33 Christian outside sources. That brings us to a total of 42 outside sources affirming the events and authenticity of the Bible. Compare that to the second place who would be Caesar of which we only have ten outside sources documenting his life.

We don’t doubt the events of Caesar’s life, we don’t say that there is no evidence to prove the words about him are true, we don’t claim that these other books are so heavily edited that we can no longer believe anything they say is accurate. So why do we doubt the Bible is true?

The Bible blows everything else away. It passes every test of authenticity by a massive amount. If we disregard the validity of the Bible, we have to discard everything we claim to know about ancient history because the Bible is the absolute highest standard for historical accuracy. That’s a fact. (You can watch the whole video including why the four eye-witness gospel accounts are important here)