#heh

It does looks like it has a evil-looking emoticon instead of a face :’) beautiful

You wouldn’t be able to unsee this now, you’re welcome.

When people who thought I was intimidating actually get to know me

the “I act like I don’t notice but I notice everything” squad

Taurus, Scorpio, Cancer, Aquarius, Capricorn, Sagittarius 

“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

TFTBL + Name Meanings

those few friends are the mightiest.

Ayyyy thats so true.

Everyone: oh no DBH Android-human relationships are so sad because humans die and machines don’t 😞

Me, an engineer, knowing no tech company would create immortal machines because that would eliminate their client base:

awwwwww rhack fights are so cute

Phoenix: Hey, Apollo. It’s really muggy out today. Apollo: If I go outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m firing myself. Phoenix: *sips coffee from a bowl*

Making your friend watch Gravity Falls more like