jakeywake

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'you never read anymore, you used to love reading' and i have 200 safari tabs open. it never stopped it just got weird

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

does james belong with lily? yes. does james also belong with regulus? yes. does regulus also belong with barty? yes. does barty also belong with evan? yes. does sirius belong with remus? yes. does remus also belong with tonks? NO!!!!!

ITS BEEN A WEEK AND I AM STILL NOT OVER ART HEIST, BABY! like i tried to explain to my mom how i liked how the author describes grief in every character and started crying in front of her, it was embarrassing but the hot the point i guess

me in bed at 2:47 am after reading the most scrumptious, obscene, mind-blowing smut ever written that made me discover kinks I didn't know I had

𝙼𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝙰𝚞𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚗 𝙱𝚞𝚝𝚕𝚎𝚛 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚍𝚞𝚗𝚎 2 𝚒𝚗 2023 :

𝚅𝚜 𝚖𝚢𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚊𝚢 𝚊 𝚙𝚜𝚢𝚌𝚑𝚘 𝚋𝚊𝚕𝚍 𝚖𝚊𝚗 :

....𝙰𝚕𝚜𝚘 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚒 𝚜𝚊𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚜𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚎...

(Y’all when I tell you i’m going to write for that man…)

Dune Part 2 Spoilers(?)

Ok, but why does Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen have a weirdly high amount of sexual tension with every single character he interacts with tho?

Also Austin Butler’s face is wild. Because in the movie he is hairless. No hair, no eyebrows, nothing. He’s either shot in black and white or he is deathly pale when in color. When he talks, he sounds like he’s dying from lung cancer and still smoking two packs a day. He looks like he’s ready to murder or fuck (or both) anyone he’s talking to at any given moment.

And yet he still looks good. It’s ridiculous.

Just saw Dune Part Two, mind blowing, so much that I’d blow Feyd fr.

Austin looked so hot, I want to get laid

Does anyone else get irked when an author uses "shook their head yes" instead of nodded?

Like it's a small detail that I notice EVERYWHERE and always makes me twitch in frustration.

idk tell me if im delulu

watching Elvis (2022) for the billionth trillionth time

Can someone anyone please right an Austin fic. I’m getting desperate over here 🤍🤍

I just noticed that Jacob is wearing a plain suit for the wedding.

I couldn’t find a clear picture of Austin’s suit for the wedding scene but where the light shines on his shoulder, you can see the pattern.

The whole Elvis movie crew put in soooooo soooooo much work for it to be amazing. I mean Catherine with the costumes????? She’s a genius and I still can’t get over how they didn’t at least win an Oscar for costumes, hair and makeup and acting. I thought Sofia would at least put in effort for the costumes (look cheap and are inaccurate), hair (really badly done) and makeup.

Where’s the super heavy iconic eyeliner and lashes that Priscilla wore all the time? yes she’s wearing lashes and eyeliner, but not as much as Priscilla did.

To this day I’m still mad Elvis didn’t win a damn thing 😭

Ummmm I’m allergic to it. I have now broken out in hives, can’t stop sneezing and I feel like I’m going to explode.

Guys OMG I got a tester for MYSELF and wow it smells just like I imagined but in the best way possible. I’m actually obsessed🫣🫣😩😩

Guys OMG I got a tester for MYSELF and wow it smells just like I imagined but in the best way possible. I’m actually obsessed🫣🫣😩😩

😩😩🫣🫣

his hand being the size of her face does something to my spirit

Thank you so much for your tag @klizzie93 and also to @purejasmine who also sent an ask in earlier

5 things I like about myself are …

1. My quick reading pace (this is super helpful in lots of situations, not just reading fanfics)

2. My positivity even in horrible situations

3. My taste in guys and girls (fictional, celebs and people I actually know)

4. My humour

5. My ability to make friends easily

I am tagging

@lawdymissclawdy68 @bcofl0ve @eptodaytommorwforever @austinbutler4ever @austinbutlermischief

I would also love to see anyone else that wants to do it 🤍🤍

"firstly, when you get this, you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. then, send this ask to 10 of your favourite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)"

Thanks for the tag MJ. Okay technically it was an ask but you get it. 😉

Okay here we go.

I like my hair. Yes it's almost all gray now but I love it.

I like my boobs. They're doing okay for a woman in her mid 40s.

I like my ability to be kind to people.

I like my stretch marks. They remind me of growth (my own and my kids)

I like how I can stay calm in stressful circumstances i.e. accidents and injuries.

I'm tagging @klizzie93 @ab4eva @blurredcolour @kendralavon7 @steph-speaks @lllsaslll @caughtinatrapicantwalkoutbecause @a-shakespearean-in-paris @faegoddessog and @mrsniallhoran505

The moment I sat up in my seat in theaters

The moment my soul left my body.

The moment I was gone forever and he was in my head to this day.

Now the moment where I die.

austin as the thumbnail so so true:

that's our movie star!!!!

i’m so proud of him wahhhh 😨😭😁🫠

HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW THE BIKERIDERS TRAILER. FUCK FUCK FUCK AUSTIN BUTLER YOU ARE SO INCREDIBLY FINE.

Sir who gave you the right

EXCUSE ME!!

you do not need to tear austin down to give jacob elordi praises

i'll say it again louder ... YOU DO NOT NEED TO TEAR AUSTIN DOWN TO GIVE JACOB PRAISES!!!

i will defend austin until i'm blue in the motherfucking face because that man made himself physically ill to play the role of Elvis. this is a man that plastered Elvis like wallpaper all over his walls, compiled a compilation of his laugh, studied every movie, every interview and read books about the man to get into the part.

austin put his blood, sweat and tears into the role of elvis, we know this. i'm preaching to the choir here with this information but i am so fucking tired of this fucking priscilla movie. nothing good is going to come from it.

sofia was told to be sensitive towards elvis and the way reviews look, they make elvis out to be nothing but cold hearted so clearly did not follow that.

i will not tolerate any sort of slander on austin or elvis, i will fight every last one of these motherfuckers.

austin deserves all the awards and nominations he received for the role he played, he threw himself into it and we seen that in the movie and the press interviews.

austin girlies, we ride at dawn.

😩😩

Good Morning Austin Girls!

Theme 311: the scene that I had to bite my fist to keep from reacting to when I went to see Elvis with my mother.

GMAG! Tag List:

Sometimes tags work sometimes they don’t!

@ilovemycrayons @blurredcolour @dre6ming @slowsweetlove @pennyroyalcreep @austiebuttbutt @lisathewife101 @jojam10 @xxindiglow @crackerbarrelslut @katsukis1wife @macey234 @lucid315 @katelswan @introvertisms @purejasmine @bcofl0ve @feral-fae-writes @eliseinmemphis @klizzie93 @scarlet-sunsets @austinbutlermischief @emmamartinez @dazzledbycarrie @sunset-striptease-redeux @chasingwildflowers @justafangir1 @kctj82 @lettersfromvenus @alikaheroes

His lap is SO inviting. 🔥

I’d straddle those hips so good.. 🥵

Excuse me while I go write a new smut… 👀

austin interview clip 1/5, courtesy of ysl

I am a freaking puddle 🫠🫠

campaign video in landscape, courtesy of ysl

That’s our baby boy

go baby go!

They are sooooo precious

🔥What’s your fav moment of aus and kaia

the post golden globes kiss. 100%.

No but same

This is definitely boyfriend!austin coming home from a quick run to the store with a flower bouquet for his girl for no other reason than just the fact he could and he loves her <3

I forgot how horny this movie makes me 🫣🫣

Guys you’ll never guess what I’m doing to celebrate Austin’s Birthday 🥳🥳

Guys you’ll never guess what I’m doing to celebrate Austin’s Birthday 🥳🥳