Check out @incorrect-templates where these either came from or are based on. (Some are altered slightly)
Taurtis: You really think you are the smartest
Grian: No dear, I know I am the smartest
Taurtis: little egotistical bitch
Grian: where the hell did you learn that!?
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Grian, locking Taurtis in the car: act like a child, get treated like one
Taurtis: Wait isnt it illegal to lock one in a car
Grian:
Taurtis:
Grian, opening the door: get out and come one, you're lucky I love you
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Taurtis: are you trying to seduce me
Grian, shaking in concern: well why are you so seducible!?
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Grian, grabbing Taurtis' shoulders: what is wrong with you
Taurtis: Oh I dont know my friends abuse me, I have low self esteem, being told I'm nothing, I dont get proper criticism, feel like everyone hates me, anxiety, and I want to die
Grian, hugging Taurtis: Bud, let's get you therapy
Taurtis, sobbing: I need lo-love
Grian, rubbing Taurtis' back: I will make it up to you after we get you a therapy
Dangerous fuzz boi
Megalopyges are cute but beware, they are danger boys as well
(Florida, 12/27/18)
evil victorian gentleman themed drag king called jack the stripper
thinking about this dynamic
Grian when Taurtis is in hibernation
Imagine Taurtis in evo Snuggling under Grian a winged cat for warmth. And Grian growls and hisses at the others to try and protect his sleeping Tortoise friend. Then lunges at a threat Grian just protecting and keeping Taurtis warm makes me fluffy.
I took a while to make this cuz it was too cute
Check out @incorrectquotesideas that's where these come from or based on (though a few were changed slightly)
Grian: we're not dating!
Taurtis: not with that attitude we're not
Grian:
Taurtis:
Grian: I guess we are
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Grian: start talking!
Taurtis: well I-
Grian: shut up!
Taurtis, sniffling: o... oh
Grian, hugging Taurtis: no wait please dont cry
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Grian: Every time I have a conversation with you I waste hours of my life, you're just too interesting
Taurtis: I can stop being intrested watch this
Taurtis, freezing:
Taurtis:
Grian: hello?
Taurtis:
Grian: okay, well now I have to stay here and see how long you can keep this up