If Sleep Good, Why Wake Up So Bad?

Just realized my sexuality is technically 'Dick' even tho I'm ace

Now here me out:

I am biromantic and asexual, to shorten that it's biro-ace

a biro is a pen, so pen-ace

pen-ace sounds a lot like what people say when they don't want to get in trouble (or demonetized) for saying penis

pen-ace = penis

therefore my sexuality is 'Dick'

WHY ARE BOOBS

My tattoo artist told me his teenage son came out to him as trans by giving him a bunch of blue cupcakes and a greeting card that said "it's a boy!"

"That's cute," I said.

"It was NOT cute!" he snapped. "I thought he was pregnant."

Deep down, he is comforted by the idea of getting to know himself better.

Even if he doesn't fully understand it 🖤🤍💜

Toast: If I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak?

Valkyrae: Weak.

Sykkuno: Strong!

Corpse: A coward, use a knife.

SUBMITTED BY: @darkdragonskies

original thread by @pukicho and several other users

Remus: What do you call a gay person burning? Remus: LGBBQ. Janus: Janus: It’s 3am, please just go to sleep.